June 26, 2010

Thank The Gods, The Nightmare Is Over!

We no longer have to give a rat's ass about soccer.

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June 14, 2010

Your Daily Dose Of Panic

85% of Kids’ Drinks, Snacks Could Contain High Levels of Lead

...warns some bunch of busybody do-gooders.

Kids today have it easy. Back in my day, we literally had to lick the paint off the very walls to get our lead.

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May 02, 2010

Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz

They say some goober head tried to set off a car bomb in Times Square last night. The explosion didn't amount to much, though. Apparently most of the bomb material had mistakenly been placed in Jay Leno's routine at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

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April 24, 2010

What A Revolting Way To End The Week

It takes a lot to spoil a Friday. Like clicking on the Slag's website and seeing a picture of Glenn Beck's giant biscuit head. Jeez, put some gravy on that thing!

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April 16, 2010

Larry King, Wife #7 To Divorce

Remember, though, he really hasn't outdone Henry the Eighth until he founds his own religion.

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April 01, 2010

Some Days You Feel Like A Nut

Sorry about the slow posting. We've all been holed up in the McBlogger Cave, writing clever subtitles for the Hitler Learns Kay Bailey Hutchison Is Staying In The Senate video on YouTube.

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March 09, 2010

Here's Something You Don't Hear Every Day

From LaLa Land...

"Shutter Island" moviegoer stabbed in neck with meat thermometer after complaining about cellphone call

The theater was packed for a 9 p.m. Saturday screening of the Martin Scorsese horror movie when the victim complained about a woman near him who was using a cellphone during the show. She and two men with her left the movie theater. Two men returned a few minutes later and stabbed the victim, said sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore.

"It was vicious and cowardly attack," Whitmore said.

The victim, who was not identified, was hospitalized with serious injuries Two other moviegoers who came to the victim's aid were also were hurt during the fight, officials said.

The worst part about this is now TSA will probably ban meat thermometers from our carry-on luggage.

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February 16, 2010

Too much of nothing

What's all this? I go offworld for a few days and come back to find NO ONE has updated the blog?

Well, while I'm unpacking I'll just say that I actually tried some of that Wanchai Ferry frozen Chinese food. You know, the stuff they advertise as "restaurant quality"? I'm not saying it was all that bad, but I don't think I'd go back to that restaurant.

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February 08, 2010

Is That Media Bias In Your Pocket...?

FoxNewsBot Chris Wallace getting excited about interviewing the Palinator.

IMUS: When she…when you interview her, will she be sitting on your lap? [laughter]

WALLACE: One can only hope. [laughter]

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February 01, 2010

First Obama bombs the Moon, now he decides it isn't worth returning there

Interesting how he came to a different conclusion about Afghanistan.

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January 24, 2010

Bin Laden claims credit for underwear bomber


If he really wanted to scare us, he would claim credit for Jay Leno.

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October 02, 2009

Welcome to Supercuts, Mr. Edwards

If wife Elizabeth cleans him out, it'll probably be a long long time before Hair Cut Boy drops four hundred bucks on getting coiffed again.

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July 27, 2009

Who We Are

In the United States of America--the most advanced civilization ever to grace planet Earth--no family should have to put a jar on the counter of 7-11 to collect nickels and dimes to pay for their kid's leukemia treatments. We can do better than that. We ARE better than that.

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