September 22, 2006

Matzo, would you like some cheese with your whine?

Listening to the blow back from the Dick campaign is just irritating as hell. I know Stromberg is just doing her job, but don't talk about another candidate being in diapers. We all know that Chris Bell is younger and more vital than your decrepit wreck of a candidate, Laura, but you really shouldn't point that out so aggressively.

Molly Ivins once said (and I'm paraphrasing so don't get angry if it's not perfect, " Texas politics have never been an ice cream social". Truer words have never been spoken. Sure, for the last few cycles Democrats have acted like a bunch of candy asses. Not so much anymore and EVERYONE better get good and goddamn ready, even a certain terrible comedian who lamely defends his excremental 'performance art'. I've seen old drunks throwing up on the street that are more entertaining that Dick. No, I'm not talking about Leslie.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"I don't remember it, but it sounds like it was part of a satirical stage show that was an equal-opportunity offender. ... There's probably all kinds of other stuff to put it in proper perspective. It was a pretty raunchy show and follows in the footsteps of Richard Pryor and Lenny Bruce," Friedman said, adding there were a "bunch of walkouts" from the audience.

"It was an equal opportunity offender. To pull out one joke is not fair because there was homophobic stuff, there was sexist stuff. There were Jewish jokes and there were Hispanic jokes," said Friedman, who is Jewish.

That's not an excuse... Dick, bad comedy is bad comedy and comparing yourself to Richard Pryor or Lenny Bruce is just whack. Your comment was nasty, insensitive, hurtful and you did it for no other reason than shock value. It's schtick, nothing more and what's worse is that it wasn't even funny. The only way you could get laughs was by working racist 'satire' that really wasn't all that satirical. Hang it the fuck up, hermano. I know funny and you ain't it.

As for being a Governor of the second largest state in the country? Oh.God.No.

Posted by mcblogger at September 22, 2006 02:24 PM

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Can I eat your candy ass?

Posted by: spamburgler at September 23, 2006 08:41 PM

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