April 10, 2008

Absolut Stupidity

PhotobucketIn a new Absolut Vodka ad, there is a map of North America which shows Mexico with territory it lost to the US during the Mexican American War more than 160 years ago. The ad is for the Mexican market and obviously designed to appeal to Mexican consumers. It's a jingoistic thing. Think American flags and Chevy trucks. Get it? You can move a lot of product appealing to national pride. And if you can set the whole thing to a John Cougar Mellencamp song then you, my friend, are about to have a STELLAR quarter.

Michelle Malkin, since she has a say in how Absolut markets it's vodka and is responsible to the owners of the company, feels like she should have a say in how the vodka is marketed. According to her,the ad was in poor taste. She is of course livid about the whole thing. Shelly's also threatening a boycott of the company. Because they'll really be hurting if Malkin and her followers stop taking their annual bird sips of vodka. It's not like they drink Absolut, anyway. They probably like more exotic all-American brands like McCormick or Vladimir. The kind that comes in the plastic bottles.

Malkin, your readers are trash. A boycott by them will have a minimal economic impact. This ad is a sign of a company wanting to sell vodka to people dumb who buy the advert. Nothing more.

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January 30, 2008

Shelly Whines... about 'liberal intolerance'

Oh, this is funny...

Now comes fascinating statistical evidence that the Left is indeed more hateful than the Right. Syracuse University professor Arthur Brooks writes in the WSJ today about annual surveys that shed light on just how unhinged liberals really are:
In 2004, the University of Michigan’s American National Election Studies (ANES) survey asked about 1,200 American adults to give their thermometer scores of various groups. People in this survey who called themselves “conservative” or “very conservative” did have a fairly low opinion of liberals — they gave them an average thermometer score of 39. The score that liberals give conservatives: 38. Looking only at people who said they are “extremely conservative” or “extremely liberal,” the right gave the left a score of 27; the left gives the right an icy 23. So much for the liberal tolerance edge.

WOW. A difference of one and a difference of four and suddenly, as if by magic, liberals are WAY more hateful that conservatives.

See, the problem with liberals is that they, on balance, tend to take attacks on little things, like the Constitution, very seriously. They tend to view those people as traitors and rightfully so. The question for Shelly is, why don't you?

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October 10, 2007

Shelly throws a new nutty

It's been a while since last we visited Shelly...ELLN tipped me off to her going loony beating up on some kid the Democrats are using as an example of the real world impact of vetoing S-CHIP. To hear Shelly tell it, the Frost's are multi-millionaires who live a lavish lifestyle that includes going through the pain in the ass of applying for a state-run child's insurance program. Check out the ELLN link and the subsequent information from Think Progress. These people are surviving on a combined income of $55,000 per year. I WOULD HAVE PROBLEMS SURVIVING ON $55,000 A YEAR AND I'VE ONLY GOT MYSELF TO WORRY ABOUT.

Shelly, for those of you that don't know, is pretty clueless when it comes to reality, especially when it conflicts with her narrow belief system. She doesn't realize that applying for state benefits is a pain in the ass process. Most people, if they can afford it, would much rather pay for private care and have less to worry about. For these people, they had only two options... no insurance or CHIP for their kids.

Shelly doesn't come out and accuse the Frosts of lying about their income and means, she just alludes to it. That's Shelly's way of giving a hand job to Mitch McConnell, John Cornyn and Boehner. I've always thought Shelly was pretty much a skank. Now I realize she's really a hooker.

Anything for a buck, eh Michelle?


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April 25, 2007

Shelly's so funny I forgot to laugh

We all do stupid things from time to time. But not all of us feel compelled to post the evidence on YouTube.

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March 12, 2007

In which Shelly comes unhinged (and Ann's just an asshole)

The Nation was at CPAC and they made a little video out of the experience...

Shelly's in the first part, Ann's at the very end (after Mitt Romney tells folks that 'it's a good thing they'll be seeing her'). The exchange will Shelly in the beginning of the video prompted this conversation with Mike Stark (via Sadly, No)

Malkin chatting with Mike Stark at CPAC:

Stark: “What happened, Michelle?

Malkin: “Some punks from the Nation came, and they ambushed me at my book signing.”

Stark: “Heh, that’s real professional.”

Malkin: “Yeah. Such chickenshits.”

Stark: “What did they do?”

Malkin: “Uh, they had a video camera, and they, uh, started, uh, lambasting my book. Assholes. I’m sorry, I’m just like, cursing. It’s made me [unintelligible]. ”

I think my favorite part of the video were the Tom 'Stop the brown hordes' Tancredo folks. Solid. Gold. Comedy.

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January 22, 2007

Shelly was wrong?

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingRemember the AP story that Shelly claimed was fake? Turns out, not so much.

I relayed information from multiple sources--CPATT, Centcom, and two other military sources on the ground in Iraq-- that the Associated Press's disputed source, Jamil Hussein, could not be found. As I noted on the 4th, the AP reported that the Ministry of Interior in Iraq has now said a Captain Jamil Hussein does work in the al Khadra police station. I regret the error. But no blogger should apologize for raising legitimate questions about AP's transparency, its reliance on local foreign stringers of dubious origins, and information that sources such as Hussein have provided the AP. I will continue to pursue some of the unresolved issues related to this.

So, basically, she was just quoting other sources and really wasn't that bent out of shape about things. But really she was (her panties were in a full twist over it). She further resolves to hold the AP's feet to the fire on every story, no matter how well documented it is. She's also committed to eat nothing but candy corn until the AP admits that they SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HER NAMES. Personally, I think it's a pretty big deal because candy corn is gross. And it's not going to mix well with the puppy blood she normally uses to wash food down.

Media Matters has more on the fallout from all over the nutter perspective.

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December 07, 2006

In which Shelly loses her head... again.

ELLN reported on the pajamahadeen going on and on upbraiding the AP on a story that went out on the wire regarding Shiite militia sacking a Sunni mosque, then setting it on fire, burning alive 6 people. The AP has gone back and sourced the story several times yet the conservative bloggers just won't believe it (it's because Tony Snow didn't tell them it was, in fact, real).

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingShelly is, as you might expect, livid. Of course, when she's not fawning over Connecticut native President Bush or Republicans in general, she's livid about something the Democrats have done. Or the media. Or the media AND the Democrats. Even if it's all in her head. I wonder if Sister Ruth's mobile is in there as well?

I'm off topic, aren't I?

Moving on, Shelly is livid about the whole thing. She's angry that the story that's been sourced and documented but which she claims is just not real, keeps getting press. It occurs to me that you could run into her on a street, tell her Hillary Clinton said the Earth was round and she would disagree. She even asked the AP to reveal the names of field correspondents to her:

Last week, I asked the AP's media relations director Linda Wagner:

Who were the two reporters who went back to the Hurriyah neighborhood around the Mustafa mosque to conduct the follow-up reporting?

Here was her e-mail response:

Michelle, We don't publicly identify reporters who work in the field in Iraq because it would endanger their lives. But both are reporters that we know well and who have worked for us for an extended period of time.

Linda M. Wagner
Director of Media Relations and Public Affairs
Associated Press, Corporate Communications

Shelly was unsatisfied by this response (bad Linda!) and DEMANDS. THE. NAMES. While I'm with Shelly on the whole 'MSM sucks' thing, she takes it a bit far in standing adamantly in doubt of anything they write. At least, that is, anything with which she disagrees.

Way to keep the bila a-flowin', Shelly!


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In which Shelly loses her head... again.

ELLN reported on the pajamahadeen going on and on upbraiding the AP on a story that went out on the wire regarding Shiite militia sacking a Sunni mosque, then setting it on fire, burning alive 6 people. The AP has gone back and sourced the story several times yet the conservative bloggers just won't believe it (it's because Tony Snow didn't tell them it was, in fact, real).

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingShelly is, as you might expect, livid. Of course, when she's not fawning over Connecticut native President Bush or Republicans in general, she's livid about something the Democrats have done. Or the media. Or the media AND the Democrats. Even if it's all in her head. I wonder if Sister Ruth's mobile is in there as well?

I'm off topic, aren't I?

Moving on, Shelly is livid about the whole thing. She's angry that the story that's been sourced and documented but which she claims is just not real, keeps getting press. It occurs to me that you could run into her on a street, tell her Hillary Clinton said the Earth was round and she would disagree. She even asked the AP to reveal the names of field correspondents to her:

Last week, I asked the AP's media relations director Linda Wagner:

Who were the two reporters who went back to the Hurriyah neighborhood around the Mustafa mosque to conduct the follow-up reporting?

Here was her e-mail response:

Michelle, We don't publicly identify reporters who work in the field in Iraq because it would endanger their lives. But both are reporters that we know well and who have worked for us for an extended period of time.

Linda M. Wagner
Director of Media Relations and Public Affairs
Associated Press, Corporate Communications

Shelly was unsatisfied by this response (bad Linda!) and DEMANDS. THE. NAMES. While I'm with Shelly on the whole 'MSM sucks' thing, she takes it a bit far in standing adamantly in doubt of anything they write. At least, that is, anything with which she disagrees.

Way to keep the bila a-flowin', Shelly!


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November 03, 2006

More Kerry Bullshit : Shelly chimes in...

Y'all, being out of pocket as been a pain in the ass. HOWEVER, I still have some time in the evenings to entertain y'all. More shit on Kerry's comment came out recently, including this from Shelly who's obviously as stupid as Connecticut native George Bush (or, as The Mayor has taken to calling him, the Nutmegger Cowboy). Yeah, Shelly's always been a 'tard but COME ON! I can excuse Bush's staff (they work for Bush... I'm assuming some of the stupid has rubbed off) for not getting it, but Kerry clearly was ripping on your boss, NOT the troops.

Granted, Shelly is as crazy as a bag of hammers. Let's hear what the White House had to say... on second thought, why bother? It's going to be Tony or Bush's bitch Senator John McCain who still labors under the delusion that he'll one day be President.

Like the Republicans would ever let that happen.

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October 11, 2006

Shelly is banned from YouTube and misses the point

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingLast week, Shelly was hellapissed because some retard video she or some other dork posted on YouTube that ripped on muslims was pulled off. More importantly, it violated YouTube's terms and conditions for material. Of course, Shelly, like others of her ilk, thinks she's entitled to ignore the rules.

Except that YouTube totally disagreed. And shit all over her, much like her husband during sex.

THEN, today, she goes off about a video made by a someone in al Qaida that says they won't stop until they are at the White House. Which we already knew and which is why most of the people in the US (the sane ones) have been all kinds of dismayed about how badly Bush has fucked up this war. You know, by invading Iraq.

The ironic thing? Shit you not, the al Qaida fighter who made the video had been incarcerated at a US prison in Afghanistan. He escaped. Just another example of Republican incompetence in the war on terror. Fair and balanced Shelly ignored that little fact.

What more can you expect from the same person who calls those on the left 'moonbats' and 'unhinged'. Which is funny and all because bitch is bat-shit crazy.

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September 25, 2006

Malkin makes Coulter look sane

It's been a while since we last visited the retarded world of Shelly where right is right and left is treason. Let's just say we've had better things to do like focus on the Texas Governor's race, start a new job and develop an affinity for another brand of scotch.

It's damn rough being me. Thank God for the Rude Pundit. The Mayor sent me this link last night because he knows how much I like it when someone else writes about the particular brand of brutal idiocy that's uniquely Shelly.

Oh, fuck, at this point, can anyone point to a reason why the cruelly snarling Malkin shouldn't be interned without charge or trial for the duration of, well, hell, let's just say for the duration? 'Cause lately, the vicious she-beast (who lives by the dictum: "If you think Ann Coulter is crazy, watch me eat my own poo") has been practicing cuntistry at such a fevered level that it's like watching humping wolverines.

Oh yeah, it gets better...

9/20/2006
Why Michelle Malkin Ought To Be Caged Like a Rabid Shih-Tzu, Part 782:
Oh, fuck, at this point, can anyone point to a reason why the cruelly snarling Malkin shouldn't be interned without charge or trial for the duration of, well, hell, let's just say for the duration? 'Cause lately, the vicious she-beast (who lives by the dictum: "If you think Ann Coulter is crazy, watch me eat my own poo") has been practicing cuntistry at such a fevered level that it's like watching humping wolverines.

As Glenn Greenwald points out, ideological consistency is as important to Malkin as a long-term mate is to a black widow spider. While Malkin has essentially said that anything the Bush administration does to torture, maim, or deprive of rights anyone merely tangentially suspected of having passed by an Islamic radical in the street is a-o-fuckin'-kay, she's got her vinyl thong in a crotch twist over the death sentence of three Catholics in Indonesia convicted, at a trial, no less, of having masterminded a massacre of 200 Muslims. See, apparently some of the evidence was "rejected by the court" and some witnesses weren't allowed to testify. So the condemned are appealing to the International Criminal Court.

And one day later, as in today, Malkin's linking to nutzoid right wingers who think that anything approaching rights for terrorism suspects is capitulation to the point that we may as well be growing our beards and blowing up our Christian idols now. For instance, here's one of Malkin's links, the National Review's Andrew "Not the St. Elmo's Fire Guy" McCarthy in USA Today on the case of Maher Arar, the innocent Canadian arrested by the U.S. and renditioned to Syria for torture. Malkin calls Arar "the new liberal cause celebre." McCarthy opines of the Arar error, "[W]ith the lives of 300 million Americans at stake, the United States cannot make national security policy based on individual anecdotes about government roguishness."

One imagines that while Arar was being held for ten months in a cell the size of a casket in a dungeon in Syria, only taken out for torture sessions, he must have been thinking, "Man, all these electrodes on my nuts, regular beatings, and things shoved up my ass really suck for me, but, hey, if it protects 300 million Americans, I'm willing to take one for the team." Yeah, those anecdotes, it's too bad they have to be made of flesh sometimes.

Malkin also agrees with the detention of AP photographer Bilal Hussein. Hussein, whose photos of the real violence occurring in Iraq made him a target for right wing blogs, has been held without charges for five months now by the American military, who suspect him of collaborating with insurgents or "terrorists." AP and Reporters Without Borders have asked that he be charged or, you know, set the man free. Malkin will have none of that kind of pussy-ass assertion of rights for a fucker like Hussein. Screeches the she-beast, "Well before I reported on Hussein's capture, military bloggers and media watchdog bloggers had raised persistent questions over the past two years about Hussein's relationship with terrorists in Iraq and whether his photos were staged in collusion with our enemies."

Malkin is blaming AP for suppressing the story. She and her flying monkey bloggers have already convicted Hussein. Unlike the three tried and sentenced Catholics in Indonesia, who were no doubt victims of an unfair process, no trial is needed when the religion of the person is the wrong one.

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Malkin makes Coulter look sane

It's been a while since we last visited the retarded world of Shelly where right is right and left is treason. Let's just say we've had better things to do like focus on the Texas Governor's race, start a new job and develop an affinity for another brand of scotch.

It's damn rough being me. Thank God for the Rude Pundit. The Mayor sent me this link last night because he knows how much I like it when someone else writes about the particular brand of brutal idiocy that's uniquely Shelly.

Oh, fuck, at this point, can anyone point to a reason why the cruelly snarling Malkin shouldn't be interned without charge or trial for the duration of, well, hell, let's just say for the duration? 'Cause lately, the vicious she-beast (who lives by the dictum: "If you think Ann Coulter is crazy, watch me eat my own poo") has been practicing cuntistry at such a fevered level that it's like watching humping wolverines.

Oh yeah, it gets better...

9/20/2006
Why Michelle Malkin Ought To Be Caged Like a Rabid Shih-Tzu, Part 782:
Oh, fuck, at this point, can anyone point to a reason why the cruelly snarling Malkin shouldn't be interned without charge or trial for the duration of, well, hell, let's just say for the duration? 'Cause lately, the vicious she-beast (who lives by the dictum: "If you think Ann Coulter is crazy, watch me eat my own poo") has been practicing cuntistry at such a fevered level that it's like watching humping wolverines.

As Glenn Greenwald points out, ideological consistency is as important to Malkin as a long-term mate is to a black widow spider. While Malkin has essentially said that anything the Bush administration does to torture, maim, or deprive of rights anyone merely tangentially suspected of having passed by an Islamic radical in the street is a-o-fuckin'-kay, she's got her vinyl thong in a crotch twist over the death sentence of three Catholics in Indonesia convicted, at a trial, no less, of having masterminded a massacre of 200 Muslims. See, apparently some of the evidence was "rejected by the court" and some witnesses weren't allowed to testify. So the condemned are appealing to the International Criminal Court.

And one day later, as in today, Malkin's linking to nutzoid right wingers who think that anything approaching rights for terrorism suspects is capitulation to the point that we may as well be growing our beards and blowing up our Christian idols now. For instance, here's one of Malkin's links, the National Review's Andrew "Not the St. Elmo's Fire Guy" McCarthy in USA Today on the case of Maher Arar, the innocent Canadian arrested by the U.S. and renditioned to Syria for torture. Malkin calls Arar "the new liberal cause celebre." McCarthy opines of the Arar error, "[W]ith the lives of 300 million Americans at stake, the United States cannot make national security policy based on individual anecdotes about government roguishness."

One imagines that while Arar was being held for ten months in a cell the size of a casket in a dungeon in Syria, only taken out for torture sessions, he must have been thinking, "Man, all these electrodes on my nuts, regular beatings, and things shoved up my ass really suck for me, but, hey, if it protects 300 million Americans, I'm willing to take one for the team." Yeah, those anecdotes, it's too bad they have to be made of flesh sometimes.

Malkin also agrees with the detention of AP photographer Bilal Hussein. Hussein, whose photos of the real violence occurring in Iraq made him a target for right wing blogs, has been held without charges for five months now by the American military, who suspect him of collaborating with insurgents or "terrorists." AP and Reporters Without Borders have asked that he be charged or, you know, set the man free. Malkin will have none of that kind of pussy-ass assertion of rights for a fucker like Hussein. Screeches the she-beast, "Well before I reported on Hussein's capture, military bloggers and media watchdog bloggers had raised persistent questions over the past two years about Hussein's relationship with terrorists in Iraq and whether his photos were staged in collusion with our enemies."

Malkin is blaming AP for suppressing the story. She and her flying monkey bloggers have already convicted Hussein. Unlike the three tried and sentenced Catholics in Indonesia, who were no doubt victims of an unfair process, no trial is needed when the religion of the person is the wrong one.

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July 26, 2006

Malkin sucks off Chickenhawks

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingShelly Malkin, whiner extraordinaire, is once again carrying water for the chickenhawks. This time, she does it with an assist from Jeff Jacoby.

You don't need medical training to express an opinion on healthcare. You don't have to be on the police force to comment on matters of law and order. You don't have to be a parent or a teacher or a graduate to be heard on the educational controversies of the day. You don't have to be a journalist to comment on this or any other column.

Shelly, dumbass, when people call Rummy and Cheney chickenhawks it's to point out that they when they had the chance to go out in the field and fight they weaseled out. No one is saying that civilian control of the military is bad. However, as long as nutters like yourself insist on calling brave men and women (like Max Cleland) cowards, THEN WE ARE GOING TO BLOODY YOUR FUCKING NOSE.

Jesus, Shelly. Have none of you ever been in a fight? It's not fun. Maybe that's the problem with y'all... we're fighting a war today because y'all were a bunch of pussies in high school.

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June 02, 2006

A very delusional Shelly Malkin thinks SHE'S the doughnut queen.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting It's been a while since visited Shelly's site. Honestly, I've had more than enough shreiking from the TDP Chair's race. I kid, I kid. No seriously, Shelly's been rather lame lately, bitching and moaning about immigration, sending those stupid bricks to Congress (Shelly thinks it's a brill idea. She also thought that about that outfit she wore on Maher's show. And her haircut), immigrants not speaking english (those damn Taiwanese immigrants! Forcing us to speak Taiwanese!), and of course some poor Democratic elected in NY who said something stupid.

I was going to drop by her site as soon as I could up the liquor level in my blood. Before I could even pour the first drink, McSleaze emailed me this from the Rude Pundit and so I went ahead and checked it out a little early. I'm glad I did because the bitch has gone hog wild in nutter land. She thinks that SHE is the Doughnut Queen and everyone knows the only person who can claim that is McBlogger's own Krispy_Kreme.

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She's also, because of her deranged fixation on immigrants, loving all over Dunkin' Donuts which is just fucking sick because everyone knows that Dunkin' Donuts are gross and taste like ass. Do your part and send Shelly a message that her stance on immigration is as misguided as her taste in doughnuts. Go buy some Krispy Kreme's today.


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April 25, 2006

OK, this is the last thing I'll post about Shelly for the week

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting But seriously, I had to show y'all this picture (courtesy Jesus'General)!








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April 24, 2006

Shelly, in trouble and her lame announcement

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It would seem Shelly, in her continuing efforts to shoot herself in the foot, has really fucked up. You might remember student activists at UC Santa Cruz forcing military recruiters to leave campus. Shelly didn't like that, so she took the Student's press release and put THEIR PERSONAL CONTACT INFORMATION UP ON HER RIDICULOUS WEBSITE. Of course, every nutter who reads her shit went right ahead and called or emailed these kids. Here's a sample:

'My sincere hope is that a couple hundred of the local patriots take a day off work for your next anarchist event, and come down with some axe handles and bust your (expletive) heads.'

Nice, huh? Of course, the story doesn't stop there... a progressive site (don't know which one) put up Shelly's personal mobile number and her home address. Over the line? Yeah, but turnabout is fair play. And no, I won't be posting the deets because while I think Shelly's a nebbish, it's just tacky to do that... and I really don't hate her. Hate implies I once respected/liked her. I never did.

So that's the end (for now) of that story. Next on the agenda, as I revealed yesterday, Shelly has a new project and today, she revealed it. I can't say anything other than that it's lame. Oh, so very very lame. In her own words:

I'm excited to introduce you today to Hot Air--a conservative Internet broadcast network I founded with a team of multi-talented bloggers.

Apparently, she's a little jealous of Al Gore and Arianna Huffington's video efforts. Just another example of conservative's copying progressives and producing something that is, well... LAME. HOTAIR??!?! That's the best you guys could do? I would have LOVED to sit in on that brainstorming session.

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April 23, 2006

Shelly's got some 'EXCITING, NEW PROJECT' coming up

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I'm not going to be blogging much today--have been extra busy preparing to launch an exciting new project that I'll let you know more about tomorrow.

YAY! I can't wait!

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March 28, 2006

As expected, she's gone full tilt bitch about the protesters

It's been a while since last we were in that special land of crazy, where Bush ROCKS, immigrants are losers and we should all be thanking our lucky stars for the Iraqi invasion.

That's right boys and girls... it's time to jump on over to Shelly Country where the flavor is likely to turn you into a headcase desperately in need of lithium.

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Today Malkin is all kinds of irritated because the LA Unified School District had (gasp!) STUDENTS WHO WERE PROTESTING THE IMMIGRATION BULLSHIT and LEFT SCHOOL. She's even got a letter that went out from the Admin saying that the School District would be providing extra police patrols '...in the interests of the safety of the students...'

Not suprisingly, Shelly has a PROBLEM with that since these kids are exercising their First Amendment rights to protest ON SCHOOL TIME.

She provides a link to the LAUSD so please click it and tell them thanks for exercising common sense even in the face of criticism from the Shelly the Shrew.

Honestly, I think the main reason I haven't been working on Shelly's whining is that she is SUCH a poor immitation of Ann Coulter, who spent the day talking about how much people love her.

OK, so I lied... it was all about the media and polls and how American's aren't really thinking what the polls say they're thinking. Though people do LOVE HER (according to Ann Coulter).

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February 21, 2006

Not so much whining... I'm guessing she's not seen this yet

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I just loved this. Check out more at ThoseBastards.

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February 15, 2006

Holy Shit, Y'all! Them moslims are afta Shelly!

Shelly, clearly suffering from delusions of granduer (and laboring under a defect in her imagination that leads her to believe people care about her), says she is being attacked by Muslim hackers.

Can't you just see the kids in a madrasa in Pakistan huddled around the CRT of a trash80 working diligently to bring down... shelly. Yeah, kinda ruins the whole 'war on terror' thing, doesn't it? I mean they could go after NORAD, DoD, the Fed, or even Treasury. INSTEAD, they go after Shelly who is clearly distressed...

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about the whole thing. It saddens me when a media personality (read: total loser) takes a dive off the high board into the deep end. Wait. No, I laugh at that. Sorry, got a little confused there for a second what with the image and all.

Kudos to 100 monkeys typing for the screen caps

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January 16, 2006

ShellyTime : Whining about George Clooney, Walter Cronkite and NYT

I check Shelly's site every once in a while to see what's up her ass today. Normally, it's something pretty dumb and today was no exception. I honestly expected her to have a problem with Al Gore's speech but instead she chose to focus on the following:

  • Walter Cronkite made the critical error of saying Iraq was a mistake and that we should leave now so the country can stabilize (basically, our troops are providing a rallying point for the insurgents and once that's removed the civilian populace will turn against them en masse... not exactly a new idea and one that makes a hell of lot more sense than invading Iraq did). So, Shelly predictably loses it and decides to cross post from some other R crazy. Oh and she uses the word moonbat. I prefer fucktard. The proper usage is 'Shelly Malkin is a fucktard'.
  • George Clooney told a joke at the Golden Globes. It was funny... to people with a sense of humor, a group which evidently DOESN'T include Shelly and the crew of Political Teen.
  • Shelly wants to beat up on the NYT for getting conned into publishing that photo of the bombing site in Pakistan that featured a bomb which WASN'T one of the ones used in the attack. She forgets that we, you know, fucked up on the attack but why bother Shelly with details when she can attack the NYT for 'staging' the news? Kinda cool how she can only see demons at the NYT. I see a photographer who didn't know better. Of course, that's why I'm normal and Shelly is, well... Shelly. She also doesn't mention the Times already retracted the photo.
  • There is hope for talentless skanks everywhere and Shelly is living proof that every 'working girl' can make good shilling for the right wing!

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