February 20, 2008

I Feel Dirty Writing This

A sex scandal involving John McCain? Eeeeewwww! That's worse than thinking about your parents doing the nasty.

Talk about being in bed with lobbyists!

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May 29, 2007

God Says the Strangest Things

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketNow that Jerry Falwell's telephone has been disconnected, who is God supposed to call to chat when He's up late at night and there's nothing on TV but reruns of Law And Order? Why, none other than self-proclaimed Christian Tom DeLay, who tells all to The New Yorker

God has spoken to me. I listen to God, and what I’ve heard is that I’m supposed to devote myself to rebuilding the conservative base of the Republican Party, and I think we shouldn’t be underestimated.

Some theologians suggest that God was more likely suggesting the Hammer do something about that awful haircut.

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March 26, 2007

Of all the scandals in all the capitals in all the world

And a dame named Monica had to walk into this one.
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January 21, 2007

A happy thought for today

Two years from today you're going to wake up in a world where George W Bush is not the President of the United States.

Posted by mayor mcsleaze at 01:43 PM

November 07, 2006

Tuesday, November 7: Time to take out the trash

I have stuff to do today, so I'll let the Rude Pundit speak for me today: Why Vote Against Republicans? Because Fuck Them

Polls are open from 7 to 7. If you are standing in line at 7 PM, you still get to vote. The republicans have organized to suppress the vote: DON't LET THEM STOP YOU FROM VOTING! In fact, fuck them!

If you don't know where to vote, your precinct number is on your voter registration card. If you can't find your card you can verify your Travis County registration here; click on your registration number and it will tell you everything you need to know.

Polling places in the supersize.

101 Hornsby Dunlap Elementary School 13901 FM 969
103 Decker Elementary School 8500 Decker Lane
106 Travis County Sheriff's Office (East) 7811 Burleson-Manor Road
107 New Sweden Lutheran Church 12809 New Sweden Church Road
108 Copperfield Elementary School 12135 Thompkins Drive
109 Parmer Lane Elementary School 1806 Parmer Lane
110 River Oaks Elementary School 12401 Scofield Farms Drive
111 Westview Middle School 1805 Scofield Lane
112 Dessau Elementary School 1501 Dessau Ridge Lane
113 Combined @ 112 Dessau Elementary School 1501 Dessau Ridge Lane
121 LBJ High School 7309 Lazy Creek Drive
122 YMCA East Community Branch 5315 Ed Bluestein Boulevard
123 AS Johnston High School 1012 Arthur Stiles Road
124 Carver Museum 1165 Angelina Street
126 David Chapel Portable 2211 East MLK Jr. Boulevard
129 Sims Elementary School 1203 Springdale Road
130 Memorial United Methodist Church 6100 Berkman Drive
132 Pecan Springs Elementary School 3100 Rogge Lane
133 Blanton Elementary School 5408 Westminister Drive
135 Messiah Lutheran Church 5701 Cameron Road
136 Ridgetop Elementary School 5005 Caswell Avenue
137 Winters Building 701 West 51st Street
139 Bernice Hart Elementary School 8301 Furness Drive
140 Dobie Middle School 1200 East Rundberg Lane
141 Reagan High School 7104 Berkman Drive
145 Red River Church 4425 Red River Street
146 Robert E. Lee Elementary School 3308 Hampton Road
147 Jester West 201 East 21st Street, 1st Floor
148 Jester East 201 East 21st Street, 1st Floor
149 Reilly Elementary School 405 Denson Drive
150 T. A. Brown Elementary School 505 West Anderson Lane
151 Winn Elementary School 3500 Susquehanna Lane
152 Maplewood Elementary School 3808 Maplewood Avenue
153 Woodcliff Baptist Avenue 11015 Dessau Road
154 Bluebonnet Trail Elementary School 11316 Farmhaven Road
156 Virginia L. Brown Recreation Center 7500 Blessing Avenue
160 YMCA North Park Branch 9616 North Lamar Boulevard
161 Lanier High School 1201 Payton Gin Road West
163 Cook Elementary School 1511 Cripple Creek Road
164 Barrington Elementary School 400 Cooper Drive
200 St. Elizabeth Catholic Church 1520 North Railroad Avenue
201 Richland Hall 18312 Cameron Road
202 Murchison Elementary School 2215 Kelly Lane
203 Boulder Ridge Community Room 3300 Killingsworth Lane, Lot 277
204 McNeil High School 5720 McNeil Road
205 Camden Huntingdon Apartments 12349 Metric Boulevard
206 Pfluger Hall 203 B East Pecan Street
207 YMCA Northwest Branch 5807 McNeil Road
208 Triumphant Love Lutheran Church 9508 Great Hills Trail
209 Blackhawk Golf Course 2714 Kelly Lane
210 Lions Municipal Golf Course 2901 Enfield Road
211 Walnut Creek Elementary 401 West Braker Lane
213 Graham Elementary School 11211 Tom Adams Drive
214 Bryker Woods Elementary School 3309 Kerbey Lane
215 Wells Branch Community Center 2106 Klattenhoff Drive
216 Northwest Elementary School 14014 Thermal Drive
217 Shoreline Christian Center 15201 Burnet Road (Enter off of
Shoreline Drive)
218 ACC Northridge Campus 11928 Stonehoolow Drive
219 Caldwell Elementary School 1718 Picadilly Drive
220 Fire Station #31 5507 FM 2222
222 Windermere Elementary School 1100 Picadilly Drive
223 Pflugerville ISD Administration Building 1401 West Pecan Street
224 Timmerman Elementary School 700-A West Pecan Street
225 Wells Branch MUD Recreation Center 3000 Shoreline Drive
226 Brookhollow Elementary School 1200 North Railroad Avenue
227 Spring Hill Elementary School 600 South Heatherwilde Boulevard
228 Combined @232 Duval Gardens Assisted Living 5301 West Duval Road
229 Sheriff's Office at Wells Branch 2106 Klattenhoff Drive
231 Combined @ 271 Doss Elementary School 7005 Northledge Drive
232 Duval Gardens Assisted Living 5301 West Duval Road
235 McCallum High School 5600 Sunshine Drive
236 Rosedale Elementary School 2117 West 49th Street
237 Highland Park Baptist Church 5206 Balcones Drive
238 Murchison Middle School; 3700 North Hills Drive
239 Gullett Elementary School 6310 Treadwell Boulevard
240 Highland Park Elementary School 4900 Fairview Drive
241 Brentwood Elementary School 6700 Arroyo Seco
242 First Cumberland Presbyterian - NEW 6800 Woodrow Avenue
243 Lucy Read Pre-K Demonstration School 2608 Richcreek Road (same
site, new name)
246 Hill Elementary School 8601 Tallwood Drive
247 Combined @ 271 Doss Elementary School 7005 Northledge Drive
248 Burnet Middle School 8401 Hathaway Drive
249 St. Matthew's Episcopal Church 8134 Mesa Drive
250 Mathews Elementary School 906 West Lynn Street
251 O. Henry Middle School 2610 West 10th Street
252 Pillow Elementary School 3025 Crosscreek Drive
253 Combined @ 262 Anderson High 8403 Mesa Drive
254 Davis Elementary School 5214 Duval Road
256 Casis Elementary School 2710 Exposition Boulevard
258 McBee Elementary School 1001 West Braker Lane
259 Summitt Elementary School 12207 Brigadoon Lane
260 Austin Brethren Church 1800 Payton Gin Road
262 Anderson High School 8403 Mesa Drive
263 United Christian Church 3500 West Parmer lane
266 Senior Activity Center 2874 Shoal Crest Avenue
267 Great Hills Baptist Church 10500 Jollyville Road
268 Grant AME Worship Center 1701 Kramer Lane
271 Doss Elementary School 7005 Northridge Drive
272 Combined @ 274 First English Lutheran 3001 Whitis Avenue
273 Trinity Lutheran Church 1207 West 45th Street
274 First English Lutheran Church 3001 Whitis Avenue
275 Baker Center School 3908 Avenue B (Enter off 39th Street)
277 The Campus Club 405 West 25th Street
278 St Luke United Methodist Church 1306 West Lynn Street
279 Combined @ 267 Great Hills Baptist Church 10500 Jollyville Road
301 Sunset Valley City Hall 3205 Jones Road
302 Bailey Middle School 4020 Lost Oasis Hollow
303 Oak Hill Primitive Baptist Church 11408 FM 1826
304 Kiker Elementary School 5913 LaCross Avenue
306 Lakeway Justice Center 104 Cross Creek Drive
307 Rollingwood Municipal Building 403 Nixon Drive
308 Briarcliff POA Community Center 22801 Braircliff Drive
309 Kocurek Elementary School 9800 Curlew Drive
310 Menchaca Elementary School 12120 Manchaca Road
312 Sheriff's Office at Hudson Bend-NEW 3800 Hudson Bend Road
314 St. Christopher's Episcopal School 8724 Travis Hills Drive
315 Baranoff Elementary School 12009 Buckingham Gate Drive
316 Travis County Parks Office 14624 Hamilton Pool Road
317 Eanes ISD Admin Building 601 Camp Craft Road
318 West Ridge Middle School 9201 Scenic Bluff Drive
319 Lakeway Activity Center 105 Cross Creek Drive
320 The River in the Hills Church- NEW 1310 RR 620 S., Suite C-9
(Lakeway Plaza)
321 Jackie's Performing Arts School 11530 Manchaca Road
323 Texas Oaks Baptist Church 9910 Bilbrook Place
324 Lake Pointe Elementary School 11801 Sonoma Drive A
326 Laurel Mountain Elementary School 10111 DK Ranch Road
327 Fire Station #33 9409 Bluegrass Drive
328 Renaissance Retirement Center 11279 Taylor Draper Lane
329 Combined @ 328 Renaissance Retirement Cntr 11279 Taylor Draper
Lane
330 St. Michael's Episcopal Church 1500 North Capital of Texas Highway
331 Kathy Caraway Elementary School 11104 Oak View Road
332 Zilker Elementary School 1099 Bluebonnet Lane
333 Canyon Creek Elementary School 10210 Ember Glen Drive
334 Pickfair Community Center 10904 Pickfair Drive
335 Canyon Vista Middle School 8455 Spicewood Springs Road
336 Hallmark Baptist 9023 Old Lampasas Trail
337 Lakewood Homeowner's Association 7317 Lakewood Drive
338 Travis County WCID #18 1502 San Juan Drive
339 Oak Hill Elementary School 6101 Patton Ranch Road
342 Barton Hills Elementary School 2108 Barton Hills Drive
343 Vistas at Canyon Creek - NEW 8025 FM 620 N
345 Bridge Point Elementary School 6401 Cedar Street
346 Hurst Creek MUD 102 Trophy Drive
347 Hill Country Middle School - NEW 1300 Walsh Tarlton Lane
349 ACC Pinnacle Campus 7748 Highway 290 West
350 Cowan Elementary School 2817 Convict Hill Road
351 Patton Elementary School 6001 Westcreek Drive
352 Covington Middle School 3700 Convict Hill Road
354 Travis County Office 4504 Travis County Circle
355 Southwest Church of Christ 8900 Manchaca Road
356 Casey Elementary School 9400 Texas Oaks Drive
358 Boone Elementary School 8101 Croftwood Drive
359 Hudson Bend Middle School 15600 Lariat Trail
360 Bowie High School 4103 West Slaughter Lane
361 West Rural Community Center 8656 Highway 71 West
362 Austin Public Library, Hampton Branch 5125 Convict Hill Road
363 Shephard of the Hills Presbytarian 5226 West William Cannon Drive
364 Valley View Elementary School 1201 South Capital of Texas Highway
365 Bowie High School 4103 West Slaughter Lane
366 Mills Elementary School 6200 Davis Lane
367 Kiker Elementary School 5913 La Cross Avenue
370 North Lake Travis Fire and Rescue 14401 Round Mountain Road
371 Lago Vista LSD Admin Building 8039 Bar K Ranch Road
372 Northwest Rural Community Center 18649 FM 1431, Suite 6A
373 Lago Vista Elementary School 20311 Dawn Drive
375 Deer Creek Ranch Amenities Center 2600 Quiet Moon Trail
376 Steiner Ranch Elementary School 4001 Quinlan Park Road North
377 Shepherd of the Hills Christian Church 6909 West Courtyard Drive
378 Austin Christian Fellowship 6401 River Place Boulevard
379 Steiner Ranch Elementary School 4001 Quinlan Park Road North
401 Del Valle High School- NEW 5201 Ross Road
402 Elroy Community Library 13512 FM 1625
403 Creedmoor Union Church 12201 FM 1625
404 Pleasant Valley Baptist Church 11224 Thaxton Road
405 Pct 4 Road and Bridge Office 5412 Lockhart Highway 183
406 St. Alban's Episcopal Church 11819 IH 35 South
407 South Rural Community Center 3518 South FM 973
409 Galindo Elementary School 3800 South 2nd Street
410 Pleasant Hill Elementary School 6405 Circle South Road
411 Akins High School 10701 South 1st Street
412 Combined @ 454 Joslin Elem School 4500 Manchaca Road
413 Combined @ 406 St Albans Episcopal Church 11819 IH35 South
414 Combined @ 411 Akins High School 10701 South 1st Street
420 Hostelling International – Austin- NEW 2200 Lakeshore Blvd.
422 Travis Heights Elementary School 2010 Alameda Drive
423 Allison Elementary School 515 Vargas Road
424 South Austin Recreation Center 1100 Cumberland Road
426 Govalle Elementary School 3601 Govalle Avenue
427 Allan Elementary School 4900 Gonzales Street
429 Austin Public Library,Ruiz Branch 1600 Grove Boulevard
430 Oak Inn 1212 West Ben White Boulevard
431 Country Club Creek Apartments 4501 East Riverside Drive
433 Travis High School 1211 East Oltorf Street
437 Congress Ave Baptist Church 1511 South Congress Avenue
439 Cantu/Pan Am Recreation Center 2100 East 3rd Street
440 Linder Elementary School 2800 Metcalfe Road
441 St. John's Lutheran Church 409 West Ben White Boulevard
442 Dawson Elementary School 3001 South 1st Street
443 Mendez Middle School 5106 Village Square Drive
444 Austin City Hall NEW 301 West 2nd Street
445 Travis County Courthouse 1000 Guadalupe Street, 1st floor
446 St. Elmo Elementary School 600 West St. Elmo Road
447 Odom Elementary School 1010 Turtle Creek Boulevard
448 Langford Elementary School 2206 Blue Meadow Drive
449 Combined @ 410 Pleasant Hill Elem School 6405 Circle South Road
450 Dove Springs Recreation Center 5801 Ainez Drive
451 Bedicheck Middle School 6800 Bill Hughes Road
452 Houston Elementary School 5409 Ponciana Drive
454 Joslin Elementary School 4500 Manchaca Road
455 Cunningham Elementary School 2200 Berkeley Avenue
458 Legacy Oaks Christian School 7915 Manchaca Road
460 ACC South Austin Campus - NEW 1820 W. Stassney Lane
461 Porter Middle School 2206 Prather Lane
462 Austin Travis County MHMR 1700 South Lamar, Suite 101
463 Williams Elementary School 500 Mairo Lane
465 Combined @ 439 Cantu/Pan Am Rec Ctr. 2100 East 3rd Street
466 Combined @ 451 Bedicheck Middle School 6800 Bill Hughes Road

TRAVIS COUNTY ELECTIONS-- 854-4996
TRUE BLUE TRAVIS (TCDP COORDINATED CAMPAIGN)-- 476-5100
TRAVIS COUNTY DEMOCRATIC PARTY-- 477-7500

Posted by mayor mcsleaze at 05:18 AM

November 01, 2006

This just in: words have consequences

Connecticut Native George Bush, to drug-addled sociopath Rush Limbaugh:

Anybody who is in a position to serve this country ought to understand the consequences of words. ...

And so they do. Words like

"There's an old poster out West that says, 'Wanted: Dead or Alive.' "

You know, I just don't spend that much time on him

"The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa."

"Mission accomplished."

"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job"

Ready for more irony? The Nutmegger Cowboy continued

We've got incredible people in our military, and they deserve full praise and full support of this government.

Well... no shit, Sherlock!

One might hope that "full support" might mean not sending them off to wars of choice where our vital national interests are not at stake.

Or "full support" might mean providing them with the proper equipment and protection so that they are not needlessly exposed to injury or death.

"Full support" might also mean having achievable military and political goals and a strategy beyond "staying the course" and insisting that things are getting better when they are actually getting worse.

But at the very least, you'd thing that "full support" would mean not abandoning them to their captors should they have the misfortune to be taken prisoner.

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August 17, 2006

Say hi to the buttertroll

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Can you believe that there are actually people who've invited this assclown to town this Saturday?

Of course, this being Austin, he can expect a warm welcome...

Citizen’s Arrest of Karl Rove!
Saturday, August 19th @ 5:30PM
Meet up with Cindy Sheehan, CODEPINK Austin, and National CODEPINK to make a citizen’s arrest of Rove for his numerous crimes.

Bring signs, banners, and any thing else to let Rove and his supporters know that there is a new branch of law enforcement in town and we plan to hold them accountable.

We will gather outside the parking garage of the Renaissance Hotel. If you are facing the main entrance of the hotel, the garage is on your right.

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