April 20, 2008

Excuse me, what did you say?

So tell me again when 39% served in Vietnam

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June 20, 2007

The Whole Enchilada

Some theoretical physicists devote their careers to the search for the Grand Unified Field Theory, explaining the relationship between gravitation, electromagnetism, and sub-atomic forces. In like fashion, some conspiracy theorists hunt their own holy grail, a grand unified conspiracy theory that ties together everything from the Freemasons and the Defenestration of Prague to the Kennedy assassination and Rick Perry's hair in one handy ball of tinfoil. This video doesn't quite succeed, but you'll have to admit progress is being made.

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May 31, 2007

Man Bites Dog

So I saw this story linked over on Texas Kaos about some English performance artist eating a dog in one of those nutty stunts that animal rights fanatics do to demonstrate that, uh, something or other. I think the most delicious part of the tale was

Yoko Ono, featured on the same radio program, also tasted a bit of the dog, McGowan said. Ono's spokesman did not immediately return calls or e-mails seeking comment.

Was Yoko having doubts she was already going to Hell for breaking up the Beatles?

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