April 12, 2010

Save yourself the It's-Not-You-It's-Me bullshit

While I haven't used this amazing service yet, I'm soooo tempted to start dating someone just so I can. A guy in the midwest named Brad will, for $10 bucks ($25 if your engaged and $50 if you're married) breakup with your boyfriend/girlfriend over the phone. For an extra sawbuck (plus airfare and hotel) he'll even fly out and do it in person.

Just in case you think this guy is some kind of half-ass, listen to what I think is some of his best work...

You absolutely can not fake that kind of enthusiasm and strong work ethic. The best part is that he doesn't discriminate based on sexual orientation! Check out iDump4U.com!

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April 24, 2009

The Peekaru Horror

If you're unfamiliar with the Peekaru, consider yourself lucky. I recently saw one of these on a woman at the Arboretum and was shocked (shocked I tell you!) at just how ridiculous the damn thing looks. I was also pretty stunned because the woman and her child looked, well, kind of like this...

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See more here...

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April 14, 2009

It would appear...

...from my most recent traffic tickets that maybe I could use this.

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November 10, 2008

The perfect housewarming gift

No, really, isn't this cool?

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November 06, 2008

But I NEED it...

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This is the new BlackBerry Bold. Yes, it does look pretty. Of course, the screen looks fabulous. I know, the interface looks clean and user friendly. However, it's soooo much more.

OK. You're right. I don't need it any more than I need new clothes. But I want it like a junkie wants another ride on the H train. And the assholes at AT&T are DENYING me. Haters.

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August 26, 2008

Lulu and Lolly's video

Remember Lulu and Lolly? Here's their first video...

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August 18, 2008

My dirty little secret...

I love dogs... even chihuahua's, though I do make fun of them. And their owners.

Cynthia Miller has, with the help of her two Maltese dogs (Lulu and Lolly), created a website dedicated to raising money for dog rescue and helping people who have rescued dogs. The site is based on a 'what if...' scenario involving Cynthia's credit cards, Lulu and Lolly's sense of wanderlust and a camera. And now it's grown to products and a blog... check it out when you have a chance!

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April 02, 2008

This'll put Lamme's out of business

Ever had a strawberry that tastes like white chocolate?

PhotobucketIn the future, no natural food will taste as you remember it now. Because face it: fruits and vegetables are great. But if turnips tasted like Doritos, America wouldn't be so fat that our continent occasionally dips into the ocean, like arm floaties on a grown man.

Tokyo company FCOM is learning how to change food as we know it. Instead of using genetic modification, they're utilizing techniques from other industrial processes. Through freeze-drying fruit, FCOM is then able to replace with water with flavor (or in the case of strawberries, water with white chocolate). But no, they haven't made cocao butter-based white chocolate into a health food.

Or, how about an orange that tastes like yummy cheddar and is fortified with lithium (or Chantix if you, like Barfly and Sister Ruth, are quitting smoking)?

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March 10, 2008

Disappointment In A Can

When I first heard of Cheeseburger In A Can I imagined something in a spray can... a CheezBurgerWhiz, if you will. After all, four decades ago we were sending men to the moon, surely there has been some technological progress since then, right? Turns out it's just a crappy cheeseburger-like object in a can. McBlogger will be happy, though, at the theory it might be almost palatable if dipped in plenty of ranch dressing. Of course, so would a roofing shingle.

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November 06, 2007

Shitty Chinese Cars

As if there weren't enough shitty products coming out of China (where we are banned anyway... fuck you, China!), now they are unleashing their crappy cars on the world. Luckily, Detroit still has enough power to block imports of these particular death traps. The Russians, unfortunately, don't have Detroit and it's lobbyists. Which is a real pity.

Watch the video. It's a riot if you've ever though it would be funny to watch a car fold up like a tissue box.

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November 01, 2007

Best.Pharma.Ad.Ever

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(via TechEBlog)

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October 15, 2007

Is it just me?

Or do you get really irritated with that obnoxious douchebag AT&T is using on their wireless data commercials?

Speaking of wireless broadband, don't bother with AT&T. Go to Sprint. I have accounts with both and can tell you Sprint's network is way faster.

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August 22, 2007

I need this for hunting season...

This is MetalStorm, a new projectile weapon system that's solid state and capable of firing one million rounds per minute.

With Duck season fast approaching, as well as my birthday, I think this would make the perfect gift. For you to give to me.

(via DangerRoom)

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July 05, 2007

Pet Spa... have people lost their minds??!!?

This is the Pet Spa... via Gizmodo

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The Pet Spa system will clean, de-flea and dry your beloved pet in a matter of only 30 minutes. It does include special technologies that prevent the pet from being uncomfortable—because, you know, being drenched with water and chemicals isn't uncomfortable at all. The machine will monitor water temperatures and if it were to rise or fall 3 degrees from the set temperature the system will kick off to prevent panic and/or damage to the pet. For larger dogs or extremely fat cats, you are stuck with the hose. Oh well, hosing off a cat has to be one of the funnest experiences of anyone's day.

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Pet Spa... have people lost their minds??!!?

This is the Pet Spa... via Gizmodo

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket think it is safe to say that most cats and dogs have traumatic experiences with this device, but at least they will smell nice afterwards. Sure, being covered water and chemicals in a tight space is something all pets love, right?

The Pet Spa system will clean, de-flea and dry your beloved pet in a matter of only 30 minutes. It does include special technologies that prevent the pet from being uncomfortable—because, you know, being drenched with water and chemicals isn't uncomfortable at all. The machine will monitor water temperatures and if it were to rise or fall 3 degrees from the set temperature the system will kick off to prevent panic and/or damage to the pet. For larger dogs or extremely fat cats, you are stuck with the hose. Oh well, hosing off a cat has to be one of the funnest experiences of anyone's day.

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April 26, 2007

Dr. Ashen reviews the MEGACRISPER

Dr. Ashen, the man who likes to review all the useless crap you see advertised on TV late at night, has a new video reviewing the MEGACRISPER which promises to allow you to make 'healthy' potato chips IN YOUR MICROWAVE!

HT to Gizmodo

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Dr. Ashen reviews the MEGACRISPER

Dr. Ashen, the man who likes to review all the useless crap you see advertised on TV late at night, has a new video reviewing the MEGACRISPER which promises to allow you to make 'healthy' potato chips IN YOUR MICROWAVE!

HT to Gizmodo

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April 25, 2007

Your mom totally wants these...

...you know, for Mother's Day which your delinquent ass forgot was coming up. What kind of a son/daughter are you?

We at McBlogger are buying some for Boobs and GenVC. It's because we're mean. We'll also be sending a pair of the elastic wasted ones to Betty Brown.

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April 19, 2007

I so need this...

...but instead of a towel I'd like a bottle of scotch to be attached to it. Actually, I probably need one with a towel as well since I'm all the time looking for my towel.

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Seriously, if you want one, just click here.

via Gizmodo

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April 05, 2007

Where's the turn, GaryGary?

That's right kids, Gary Busey navtones are now available for those of you who own a TomTom. It's pretty much the standard schtick, 'turn right here' and the always popular 'you have reached your destination' with some special Busey-isms tossed into the mix. Just watch the video...

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Where's the turn, GaryGary?

That's right kids, Gary Busey navtones are now available for those of you who own a TomTom. It's pretty much the standard schtick, 'turn right here' and the always popular 'you have reached your destination' with some special Busey-isms tossed into the mix. Just watch the video...

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April 02, 2007

Dating... for the loser in you...

As seen on the bathroom wall at Mother Egans

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The 5 proven methods guaranteed to get the girl you want to approach you instead.

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Click here to be added to their email list. I would but I think it's best if my ass sit this one out. That and the fact that I'm not so much for dating girls.

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March 29, 2007

I want this...

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket This is the OQO Model 2 which has finally begun to ship in quantity. It's not that expensive and when you really think about it, the hours of fun you get reading McBlogger are entertaining and FREE. Just think about what you'd be spending money on instead and you'll realize it's $1,499 sales price is really a bargain. You know, because you're reading this instead of drinking or gambling.

The Mayor has been wanting to put ads all over the site and I've resisted... so far. Mostly because I think they are ugly and the nasty looks I get from people when I tell them "I'm a blogger" are usually more than enough payment for doing this at no cost to you.

All I'm asking is that you take the next step of buying me something I want. Something that will allow me to blog from anywhere without killing myself on my damn BlackBerry. Something that I don't REALLY need but just want. Seriously, you know you want to.

Quit laughing and get that credit card out! Your family doesn't need to eat THAT bad.

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March 05, 2007

Of course, you still need to find a partner...

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting...but once that special someone drunkenly wanders into you life (or night, whatev) you'll be set with what Dutch Designer Jurgen Bey called 'the Most Beautiful Object in South Africa'. It's a condom that comes with a built in applicator and is being marketed under the Pronto brand in South Africa. Watch the video of it being used here (it's safe for work... trust me).

Some of you will think this is ridiculous. I congratulate you on your effortless condom usage. The rest of us have to have help. The sad thing is, sometimes that's the best part.

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March 02, 2007

I don't think they'd let you install this in the Brown Building...

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But it's fucking cool as hell. This is the Bloomframe, a window that expands into a patio for those who live in high density urban areas. It's absolutely worthless to me since I have a backyard and and patio. However, for those of you living in the reno'd condos, it may the perfect thing.

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I don't think they'd let you install this in the Brown Building...

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But it's fucking cool as hell. This is the Bloomframe, a window that expands into a patio for those who live in high density urban areas. It's absolutely worthless to me since I have a backyard and and patio. However, for those of you living in the reno'd condos, it may the perfect thing.

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March 01, 2007

Parents! Start your own NSA!

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Just plug the SnoopStick into a computer and you can be your own Big Brother

SnoopStick is a USB flash drive type device that allows you to monitor what your kids, employees, or anyone using your computer is doing while on the Internet. And, you can monitor them live, in real time, from anywhere in the world.

Simply plug the SnoopStick into the computer you want to monitor. Then run the setup program to install the SnoopStick monitoring components on the computer. The whole process takes less than 60 seconds.

The SnoopStick monitoring components are completely hidden, and there are no telltale signs that the computer is being monitored.

You can then unplug the SnoopStick and take it with you anywhere you go. No bigger than your thumb and less than 1/4" thick, you can carry it in your pocket, purse, or on your keychain.

Any time you want to see what web sites your kids or employees are visiting, who they are chatting with, and what they are chatting about, simply plug in your SnoopStick to any Windows based computer with an Internet connection and a USB port. SnoopStick will automatically connect to the target computer.

Monitor both sides of IM conversations in real time or tell SnoopStick to display recent activity. Check the sender and recipient of every email sent or received. You can even log the user off, disable internet access, set time restrictions or even turn the computer off. All using your SnoopStick from any computer.

EASY TO USE! There are no commands to remember, no passwords to remember, just plug it in.

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Parents! Start your own NSA!

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Just plug the SnoopStick into a computer and you can be your own Big Brother

SnoopStick is a USB flash drive type device that allows you to monitor what your kids, employees, or anyone using your computer is doing while on the Internet. And, you can monitor them live, in real time, from anywhere in the world.

Simply plug the SnoopStick into the computer you want to monitor. Then run the setup program to install the SnoopStick monitoring components on the computer. The whole process takes less than 60 seconds.

The SnoopStick monitoring components are completely hidden, and there are no telltale signs that the computer is being monitored.

You can then unplug the SnoopStick and take it with you anywhere you go. No bigger than your thumb and less than 1/4" thick, you can carry it in your pocket, purse, or on your keychain.

Any time you want to see what web sites your kids or employees are visiting, who they are chatting with, and what they are chatting about, simply plug in your SnoopStick to any Windows based computer with an Internet connection and a USB port. SnoopStick will automatically connect to the target computer.

Monitor both sides of IM conversations in real time or tell SnoopStick to display recent activity. Check the sender and recipient of every email sent or received. You can even log the user off, disable internet access, set time restrictions or even turn the computer off. All using your SnoopStick from any computer.

EASY TO USE! There are no commands to remember, no passwords to remember, just plug it in.

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February 28, 2007

Someone I know will buy this

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingThough I'll make fun of them I know that one of my beer swilling friends will buy one of these. From the picture you can obviously see that this is a beer chiller. It runs on batteries. Well, batteries, water and ice. I'm thinking the last two items are probably the most important. It's kind of like a downmarket version of the wine chillers at the grocery store. Way downmarket.

I'm sure someone will see this being at the Texas Motor Speedway. I just don't happen to know them so y'all ask around for me.

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January 19, 2007

That's us. Giving. We're all the time giving.

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingYou might have noticed the graphic to the left on the sidebar. It's a link to Alta Vista's Babel Fish service which will allow some of our many foreign visitors to browse the site in their native language as long as it's Chinese (Mandarin), German, Japanese, Korean, French, Italian, Portuguese or Spanish. Or some combo thereof (for those of you in Macau).

Surprisingly, we get lots of traffic from European and Asian countries. It's mostly people looking for porn who've found us because of something nasty I wrote that's completely unrelated to, for example GIANT TITS, but according to Google is THE place to find GIANT TITS. That's for the French and the Italians. You Germans and Japanese are FREAKS. I'm not going to even discuss what y'all were searching when Google provided you the link here.

So, if you're from a part of the world other than the United States (literally BILLIONS are, or so The Mayor keeps telling me), use it to read our profanity laced posts in your native tongue. Just don't come here or Leo Berman will accuse you of pilfering medical assistance, stealing social security, taking our jobs or having sex with our wives/husbands. Yes, we know he's a fucktard... but he's our fucktard and we'll verbally bitch slap him ourselves.

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December 11, 2006

Heal me...

So, this guy has developed a device that helps heal bone faster.

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingQUT recent graduate Dr Gwynne Hannay has built a gadget capable of promoting bone cell formation in the laboratory.

Dr Hannay said his device replicated the mechanical and electrical stimulants which occurred naturally in the body to repair fractured and broken bones.

"This device is about trying to grow bone tissue in the same environment our body grows bones. I have taken bone cells and put them in the physical environment they would experience in the body, and then varied the stimulants to extract a beneficial environment for tissue growth," he said.

Great. Neat. I never break bones. Where's the heal 'lung and liver' device, Mr. Scientist?!?!?!?

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October 30, 2006

Beer Goggles

This video just screamed McBlogger to me.

Question is, does it work for gin and tonic as well?

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October 28, 2006

Great Christmas idea for your mom

Well, for YOUR mom, maybe... mine would kill me if I gave her a pair of these

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October 24, 2006

Calculating Suck

Have you ever heard yourself say "I don't know much about art, but I know this sucks!"? Have you then been called a douche by your friends who actually paid attention in art history? Because you didn't 'get' the esoteric piece of trash they are admiring?

Now you can purchase a device to back up your claim and show your arty friends that THEY don't know a damn thing about art or technology.

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This the Art-O-Meter. It's a device that, when placed under an installation, will track the number of people who actually stop to look at the miasma as well as how long they remained to contemplate what should be in a dumpster. Obviously, it would also make an exception stupid people tracker if it could be tied into a facial ID data base.


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October 21, 2006

Conference Recorder for iChat AV

AKA Apple Webcam Porn Recorder

Finally, an easy way to record your iChat audio and video chats cam2cam naked shows. Conference Recorder is an add-on for iChat AV which automatically transforms your conference sessions into QuickTime movies Bel Ami Blockbusters. Conference Recorder is great for lessons, interviews, video podcasts or just having fun.

Now you’ll be able to replay those treasured memories for years to come. Log (tehe) video conferences for future viewing. Tape both sides of an "audio conference" with perfect clarity.

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October 18, 2006

It must be from Italy...

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting... because it says "FRA-GI-LE". You know what I'm talking about if you've seen A Christmas Story ("You'll shoot your eye out, kid!").

It's a major award, don't you know? Check out this site for purchasing information.

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Yes, it sucks

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting This is Dyson's version of a dustbuster. It's got that special kind of suck that's unique to Dyson. It's $149 which makes me wonder if they maybe could have bumped the price up to $165 and actually made it, you know, not quite so ugly.

Is there anything from this dumb company that doesn't either suck or blow?

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October 17, 2006

I'm sooo using this...

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If you're like me (and I think you are) you hate those awkward "No, really. It's me. It's not you. You're wonderful and I'm a loser. Can we break up now?" calls. I normally just stop returning calls. Seriously, I ended a relationship by doing nothing other than ignoring the person I desperately wanted out of my life. No returned calls, no emails... just nothing. Childish? You bet... you should know that about me by now.

In fact, the jackass guy in this ad kinda looks like him. But, I digress...

Now you too can complete the impersonal experience known as modern dating by breaking up much the same way you began your relationship... via ubreakup.com.

Tell me you don't love this! Really? I think it just because you didn't think of it first.

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October 12, 2006

Happy (belated) Birthday, VHS

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingOh, VHS. How I've used and abused you. Even today I use a VCR to (gasp!) RECORD TELEVISION SHOWS I WANT TO WATCH AT A LATER TIME! Call it my DVR anciens, but I intend to keep using it until they replace the damn thing with another removable media recorder that's as easy to use and doesn't have a bunch of DRM suck embedded in it.

VHS turned 30 yesterday, meaning that it's like my little brother or sister. Which is kinda funny since it's been so many things since my parents first introduced us in 1979. It's been a substitute parent, a sibling, a friend, a nurse, a babysitter and most of all, a source of unrelenting entertainment and pure viewing pleasure. It also made me, a child of 5, the undisputed king of electronics in my parents home (a title I still hold to this day). VCR's remain one of my favorite technologies of all time.

Except for all the goddamn commercials. And (on the original) the 20 foot corded remote. And that retard camera my dad was all the time breaking out to record every inane moment of Barfly's early life.


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October 04, 2006

Dyson has another stupid idea...

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting This is the Dyson Airblade. It's a hand dryer that uses a jet of air pumped out at 400 mph. According to CrunchGear, it's no more antiseptic than a crappy, old-school hand dryer. PLEASE, if you're responsible for stocking bathrooms, put in paper towels.

Another great idea from the guy who brought you that dumb looking vacuum.

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October 03, 2006

Just the thing I need...

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingI present to you, the Suspicious Looking Device! It's guaranteed to get you hassled at any airport security checkpoint by some 'tard named Randy, the newly minted TSA security officer who just turned 18 and is now qualified (he took a 30 minute class, dude!) to sit in judgement of you and your carryon.

"The only function of the Suspicious Looking device is to appear as suspicious as possible, whether carried in hand or placed indiscrimately in public places." - Junkfunnel Product Page

Christmas is coming up and many of you apparently forgot that that for my birthday you are supposed to give me stuff. Christmas, just FYI, works the same way. Of course, this doesn't apply to you good, decent, WONDERFUL people who actually did buy me something.

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August 31, 2006

PJs that will get your kid assaulted at a sleepover

Is your little tyke looking for a way to take the fight for the Lord into dreamland? Maybe even freak the fuck out of the other boys (or girls) at sleepovers (not to mention the parents of the normal kids)? Check THIS out...

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At this point, I have to ask... IS nothing sacred to these people? What happened to dragging the kids to church and letting them be normal kids the rest of the time? I feel for kids who wear this crap. They are sooo going to get beaten up, not for their beliefs but for their creepiness.

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August 17, 2006

The best mobile laser platform money can buy

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingI want one of these. I want to have it on top of my car for those pesky slow drivers.

What is it it?

THE MOBILE TACTICAL HIGH ENERGY LASER.

Here's how it works...

The target destruction is achieved by projecting a highly focused, high-power laser beam, delivered by a chemical laser, with enough energy to affect the target, and explode it in midair

I see no reason why this shouldn't work on the asshole driving too slow in front of me in the far left lane. With a W04 sticker on the back of their car.

The video is long and rather choppy but the scenes of a missile being blown up are decent. Kinda makes you wonder why Bush is on about Patriot missile systems.

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August 03, 2006

Feeling trashy? A little Paris-esque? Try these!

For the cheap hooker you really are...
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Check them out in more detail here.
I know Sister Ruth is planning to buy some for her iPod, but that's only because she's a skank.

Yes, I wrote it.

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July 31, 2006

Ewe. I'm so not using soy sauce anytime soon...

The Chinese have decided to make soy sauce... out of human hair. Like I could make this up...

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The journalists then found the amino acid syrup manufacturer (a bioengineering company) in Hubei province. When asking how the amino acid syrup (or powder) was generated, the manufacturer replied that the powder was generated from human hair ( 1 , 2 , 3 ). Because the human hair was gathered from salon, barbershop and hospitals around the country, it was unhygienic and mixed with condom, used hospital cottons, used menstrual cycle pad, used syringe, etc (figure 1). After filtered by the workers, the hair would then cut small for being processed into amino acid syrup (chart 1) ( 1 ).

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July 17, 2006

FINALLY! A good use for solar power

Keeping beer cold? I guess that's as good as any other use.

The material being developed by researchers at the US Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute sticks solar cells and heat pumps onto surfaces, and could ultimately turn walls, windows and even beer bottles into climate control systems.

Actually, my first thought was my car... it get's hot as hell during the day and this would certainly cut down on my AC and fuel consumption.

This is a nice way of delving into a subject that in the age of $3.00 gasoline should be getting more attention and research money... hyperefficient polymerized PV systems. Forget biofuels... all we need is a good flexible PV panel and a quick charging battery system and the solar electric car is here. Granted, I'm not selling my ADM stock but as soon as someone goes public with this technology I will be picking up some stock.


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July 13, 2006

Censor yourself

Ever wanted to have that super cool black censor bar look IN THE REAL WORLD? Now you can!
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These Stupidiotic Black Bar Censor Bar Glasses are crazy. “On their own, Black Bars appear to be ridiculously silly looking sunglasses. In a social setting, they instantly become the life of the party. Inhibitions fade away. You’re immediately popular with the “IN” crowd. Others will wonder if you’re famous or dangerous. Stupidiotic Black Bars look and photograph just like censor bars.” Great idea.
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I LURVE the name of this company!

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June 28, 2006

Krispy Kreme. Because Shipley tastes like ass

(FD:I own stock in Krispy Kreme. However, that doesn't make me love their doughnuts. I bought the stock because of the tasty doughnuts. That, and it was insanely cheap...but mostly because their doughnuts ROCK!)

Bonddad over at BOR has something interesting up about Shipley's. Apparently, they operate in near prison conditions. So, other than making crapy doughnuts, they also treat their employees like poop. On the bottom their shoes.

Houston-based chain Shipley Do-nuts is accused in one lawsuit of abusing employees in prison-like working conditions and in another of retaliating against an employee who filed a discrimination complaint.

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June 21, 2006

What's up bitches?




What's up everybody? Grimace here. I would like to thank The Mayor and McBlogger for allowing me to vent my fat purple face here at McBlogger.

For the Asshole of the Month of June 2006, visit the extended entry.

Asshole of the Month---June 2006

And the inaugural Asshole of the Month is...

Molly Beth Malcolm!

What is up with the constant red dress? Molly Beth barely beat out the runner up, John Behrman, due to her fantastic proclamation:

"Moderates control this party," a jubilant Molly Beth Malcolm, a former party chairwoman from Texarkana, declared after the vote. [Dallas Morning News]

This was following the takeover of the Progressive Populist Caucus at the State Convention, after which said takeover thanks to John Behrman, Molly Beth and gaggle immediately departed when it was time to talk about progressive issues, ironically enough, verified voting, after a roll call vote was denied after calls from the actual membership. Grimace knows this is somewhat old news, but worth the Asshole of the Month Award. Maybe it should have been John Behrman.

All Grimace can really say is what the fuck.

John Behrman was last seen walking around aimlessly searching for his new found moderate pals, but they were nowhere to be found.

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May 19, 2006

Muthafuckin' Cellphone Guns on a Plane!

As if SNAKES aren't enough to worry about...
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Law enforcement and authorities at government buildings are being warned to be on the lookout for guns disguised as cell phones that are difficult to spot in metal detectors, according to a Local 6 News report.

The report said the cell phone gun is a working .22 caliber pistol capable of firing off four rounds at the touch of the button.

The hidden guns are made of high-grade plastic, which makes them difficult to spot in metal detectors, the report said.

"There are beeper guns and there are also items known as pen guns," ATF Special Agent Joe Green said. "There are many, many disguise weapons out there."

Add your "Can you hear me now?" jokes in the comments.

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April 17, 2006

Glaceau Vitamin Water... like ass in liquid form

Another entry from my sister who STILL has not picked a name to post under... or even bothered trying to learn how to, you know, login. She calls it busy. I call it lazy. So, in the spirit of love for my sib, I'll post another installment from the crazy bitch.

Glaceau Vitamin Water is loaded. Not with money or liquor or anything else you might think of as 'good'. It's loaded with other 'good' stuff that the human body supposedly needs like B-complex vitamins and potassium. Unfortunately, the 'scientists' who make this shit left out nicotine. Bitches.

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THIS is water for the alci on the go, too busy to properly rehydrate, deficient in just about everything that makes a human body work and with too much money on their hands. In short, me.

I sampled this on a recent Sunday to help me get over a rather vicious hangover caused by my brother and scotch. Lots of scotch. I opened the bottle gingerly, removed the lid and lifted the bottle to my lips. Slowly a trickle of the purplish 'water' ran over my tongue and down into my throat. As I finished the first drink I immediately realized what this shit tastes like... it's like filling a glass with ice and juice, drinking the juice quickly (but not all of it) and then leaving the ice to melt into the juice for a few hours.

Then coming back to drink the remainder. Yes, it's that gross.

Try it if you must... THESE morons enjoyed it. I think they're paid by the company that makes this crap. Or they're completely insane.

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