March 09, 2010
Here's Something You Don't Hear Every Day
From LaLa Land...
"Shutter Island" moviegoer stabbed in neck with meat thermometer after complaining about cellphone call
The theater was packed for a 9 p.m. Saturday screening of the Martin Scorsese horror movie when the victim complained about a woman near him who was using a cellphone during the show. She and two men with her left the movie theater. Two men returned a few minutes later and stabbed the victim, said sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore.
"It was vicious and cowardly attack," Whitmore said.
The victim, who was not identified, was hospitalized with serious injuries Two other moviegoers who came to the victim's aid were also were hurt during the fight, officials said.
The worst part about this is now TSA will probably ban meat thermometers from our carry-on luggage.
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February 16, 2010
Too much of nothing
What's all this? I go offworld for a few days and come back to find NO ONE has updated the blog?
Well, while I'm unpacking I'll just say that I actually tried some of that Wanchai Ferry frozen Chinese food. You know, the stuff they advertise as "restaurant quality"? I'm not saying it was all that bad, but I don't think I'd go back to that restaurant.
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February 08, 2010
Is That Media Bias In Your Pocket...?
FoxNewsBot Chris Wallace getting excited about interviewing the Palinator.
IMUS: When she…when you interview her, will she be sitting on your lap? [laughter]
WALLACE: One can only hope. [laughter]
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February 01, 2010
First Obama bombs the Moon, now he decides it isn't worth returning there
Interesting how he came to a different conclusion about Afghanistan.
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January 24, 2010
Bin Laden claims credit for underwear bomber
If he really wanted to scare us, he would claim credit for Jay Leno.
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October 02, 2009
Welcome to Supercuts, Mr. Edwards
If wife Elizabeth cleans him out, it'll probably be a long long time before Hair Cut Boy drops four hundred bucks on getting coiffed again.
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July 27, 2009
Who We Are
In the United States of America--the most advanced civilization ever to grace planet Earth--no family should have to put a jar on the counter of 7-11 to collect nickels and dimes to pay for their kid's leukemia treatments. We can do better than that. We ARE better than that.
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