April 06, 2010

In which I take legal action against Progressive Insurance

I'll be brief (and you can quite your snickering)... Progressive Insurance has done irreparable harm to my effort to have someone (ANYONE) name a child Pickles. Progressive, in a deliberate move to ruin my efforts and advertise that they cover family pets in the event of an accident, has begun advertising using a small dog named




PICKLES




This action will solidify in the minds of millions that pickles is 'a pet name' and not a name for human beings. Such action completely eliminates any chance* I ever had at finding some dipshitbrave soul who would be willing defy convention and name their child Pickles.

As a result, this will cause me excruciating mental anguish and I feel like I should be awarded, well, a lot of money. If you'd like to help with the suit (or as we're starting to call it at McBlogger HQ, the SUPER AWESOME PAYDAY FROM PROGRESSIVE) shoot me an email.

*Harry says the chance was very slim and I reminded him he was neither a statistician nor a mathematician. Fucking know-it-all lawyers.

Posted by mcblogger at April 6, 2010 10:11 AM

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I've been telling you all along you'd get better results if you named the baby Gherkin.

Posted by: Mayor McSleaze [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 6, 2010 02:25 PM

can't do that if it's a boy...the penis size jokes would be endless.

Posted by: mcblogger [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 7, 2010 08:48 AM

I thought that was the point.

Posted by: Mayor McSleaze [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 7, 2010 04:06 PM

No, not really. Not at all the point.

Posted by: mcblogger [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 7, 2010 08:36 PM

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