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March 15, 2010

Quit whining, Kesha...

Kesha Rogers, one of the more articulate LaRouchebags I've ever seen, won the Democratic primary in CD 22. She ran on a platform that included impeaching the President (don't ever underestimate how pissed EVERYONE is at the President, especially the libs and moderate who were jerking themselves off last year over the prospect of an African American President only to find out that in reality the man is damn near as white as Ward Cleaver. And the Beav), pulling troops out of the Middle East, restoring NASA and building roads. She wrapped herself up in FDR and JFK, talking about a restoration of the economy in vague, nonspecific terms with no clear understanding of exactly what would happen if the LaRouchebag plan were followed (except for building infrastructure, which I'm all about).

In other words, a platform TAILOR FUCKING MADE for CD 22. So, it should come as no surprise that, combined with an active and engaged campaign, allowed her to win the Democratic nom. Unfortunately, like most LaRouchebags, she's also batshit crazy. As a side note, Kesha, WHY THE HELL MILITARIZE SPACE?!?!

Now for those of you that don't know, LaRouche hates pretty much everyone who isn't straight and Christian. Until recently, I don't think he was all that fond of African Americans but apparently the old fucker is warming up to them. He also thinks we're still at war with the British.

Up until this weekend, it was clear this would be a solid loss and we'd just wait for next cycle to run a real candidate (no offense, Kesha, but you're still batshit crazy). I had hoped we'd all be able to ignore the crazy.

Alas, the SDEC saw to it that wouldn't happen. They passed a resolution declaiming Kesha and letting everyone know that it's OK not to help or support her (and you can't support the R either). As if most of us hadn't already decided there was no way in hell we'd ever vote for a LaRouchebag.

Not for nothing, y'all, but I really wish y'all had just left well enough alone. Now she's whining and so is DVO. Kesha's threatening to sue which will, of course, go nowhere. And in the end all it does is focus still more attention on Kesha, who desperately craves it.

Now all I want to do is throw the fuck up.

Posted by mcblogger at March 15, 2010 04:26 PM

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That's not how you spell her name, either.

Posted by: PDiddie at March 15, 2010 06:19 PM

Well, then she should really fix her website.

Posted by: mcblogger at March 15, 2010 08:43 PM

I think it is kesha pronounced KEE-SHA. sounds like an Italian pastry.

Yo. dough boy, how bout a canolli and a sugar coated keesha? Huh? fa get about it

Posted by: johncoby at March 15, 2010 11:00 PM

She did not run an active campaign. She spent around $5000 total. No mail, no TV, no emails, no phone calls.

And, everyone I've talked to who voted for her is horrified. They had no idea what they were doing. They voted for the woman out of the three with an African American sounding name - never suspecting she was advocating impeaching the President they still support.

Posted by: boobilicious at March 19, 2010 09:01 PM

You mean, she's storying about how much people really knew about her?

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you, to hear that a LaRouchebag wasn't completely honest and upfront.

Posted by: mcblogger at March 20, 2010 08:13 AM

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