February 20, 2010

Too soon?

In a bizarre twist of illogic, Alex Jones declares that the plane crash in Austin was a conspiracy, and the fighter jets scrambled from Houston after the crash were actually near the Echelon Building the same time that Joseph Stack supposedly slammed his plane into the building.

Using top secret stealth and video projection technology, the military was able to project a false image of the plane and its’ path. Video obtained by Jones from the grandson of the Babushka Lady indicate steam vapors from missiles fired from a location less than a mile away.

Jones’ undercover operatives inside the federal government tell him that Stack was really a former ACORN member and community organizer from Chicago who had secret meetings with William Ayers in the late ‘70’s. Soon after, a teenage boy was smuggled into this country from the Soviet Union, given plastic surgery, and replaced a boy who was known as Barack HUSSEIN Obama. The smuggled boy is reported to be the son of Fidel Castro, Malcolm X, and Mao Tse-tung.

When asked why Obama would order such a diabolical act, Jones said, “Isn’t he a Bilderberger?”

We come not to demonize Alex, but to ridicule him. Think of us as critics of third-rate entertainment that now passes through our airwaves.

All kidding aside, Stack was a troubled soul whose inner demons prevented him from accepting blame for his failures, and kept him from working out his problems with rationale.

Even though he had this enormous beef with a monolithic entity, did he ever realize that his targets were regular people just doing their jobs and who have to deal with family squabbles, bills, traffic, and all the other trials and tribulations of living? He leaves a family who will have to live with this stigma for the rest of their lives

While Stack might have suffered from mental instability, rage, and a serious lack of self-monitoring, what also goes way beyond the pale are the people who hold him up as a martyr, and go to such lengths as creating a fan club for him on facebook. These people are ignorant, and just downright deplorable to glorify such action.

May God have mercy on their souls.

Posted by Captain Kroc at February 20, 2010 05:34 PM

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God have mercy? Nah....just fuck em.

Posted by: johncoby [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 21, 2010 04:05 AM

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