July 10, 2009

NYC Prep

Ok, so does anyone absolutely HATE this show as much as I do? If so, do they still watch every episode like I do? I must admit, in the opening episode, when they did a teaser about a funeral I was like, HELL YES, ONE OF THESE KIDS DIES!!!! Then, last week it was the poor innocent DOG that passed away. Talk about a letdown. When I said I wanted one of those bitches to suffer, I did NOT mean a female dog, thankyouverymuch!

Oh, and making fun of Texas?!!? REALLY?!? You all think you can judge TEXAS?! You all stay on your overcrowded smelly island and we'll take a landmass bigger than France.

Ok, onto the characters, also known as America's Least Wanted List:

Sebastian: Douchebag, but honestly I like him more than Cole, so Taylor, either date this one or, I don't know, DATE NEITHER!

PC: I think he'll be FAR happier once he comes out of the closet all the way. He has potential to one day be cool.

Jessie: Umm, HORSEFACE. Seriously, does anyone else CRINGE when they see her face. Something is SERIOUSLY deformed about her. Fashion isn't the industry you belong in, you should go into plastic surgery to get some free comps!

Kelli: If this girl were a river, she'd be the Red River, cause there's no freaking water! She's the most shallow person in existance. Ever. Plus, her parents ought to, I don't know, at least LIVE IN THE SAME CITY AS HER! Isn't that child neglect?!?!?

Camille: We arrive at SATAN. Yes, the most EVIL being alive. Period. I almost wish I was a Harvard Alumni just so I could start a facebook group petititioning the school NOT to accept her and threatening to cut off all donations if they do. Ruining her life would give me great pleasure.

Taylor: Wow, a good normal person. Refreshing. GET AWAY FROM THOSE PREP SCHOOL KIDS, THEY ARE EVIL! :)

And yes, I do have too much time on my hands to get so worked up over this show!

Posted by MasterConsultant at July 10, 2009 10:12 AM

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