June 30, 2009

Eat our holes

The Hardee's unit of CKE Restaurants is rolling out a new product which is, no joke, a biscuit hole (whatever that is) that's been deep fried, then rolled in cinnamon and sugar and served to you hot with icing in which to dip the balls of fried dough.

Do you have any idea how much restraint I exercised just there talking about fried dough balls?

There is, however, a small problem. The company has had some issues with a name for what many are calling a delicious product. So, they're asking for your help. Please visit here and feel free to leave your suggestions.

Yes, I own stock in CKE. A lot of stock.

Posted by mcblogger at June 30, 2009 11:31 AM

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Good god, that's the most disgusting-sounding product since Bennigan's Death by Chocolate.

Posted by: R. Spacedark [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 30, 2009 12:14 PM

And they'll sell hundreds of billions of servings. I LOVE CKE:)!

Posted by: mcblogger [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 30, 2009 12:19 PM

Seriously, thank whatever we don't have a Hardee's in Amarillo anymore. If you I-35 guys keep eating shit like this we'll have no trouble overthrowing you when the revolution comes.

Posted by: R. Spacedark [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 30, 2009 12:26 PM

Don't worry, there is a Carl's Jr. coming soon!

Posted by: mcblogger [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 30, 2009 12:31 PM

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