May 14, 2009
Assholes On Bikes!
I am extremely pleased to be able to bring you a new feature, Assholes On Bikes. There are some of you who will, no doubt be a little offended by this. What's awesome about that is that I don't care! This is a feature that will give you, the reader, an up-close look at the people who choose pedal power over horsepower... and usually manage to fuck up my day in one way or another. Up first, these two dbags. They were riding on 360, on the shoulder, and held me up from making a turn for 20 seconds.
Petty? Fuck yeah it is! That's McB, bitch!
Lookit, it's not that I hate cyclists. It's that I'm pissed as hell you guys choose to ignore the rules the rest of us, in cars and on foot, have to observe. Sure it's not all of you but it's so many of you that, frankly, we can't tell the difference. Actually, I guess we can put the blame on the 'pro' cyclists dressed as billboards who, for one reason or another, can't be bothered to actually stop at stop signs because it will break their fantasy of being Lance The Shitheel in the Tour de Shitty Country In Europe.
Vive le retard!
Posted by mcblogger at May 14, 2009 08:52 PM
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dude, just yesterday there was like 8 of 'em in my hood and none of those bitches used the bike lane. like seriously... if you are going to complain that there's no effin' bike infrastructure at least use it when there is one. and pay some taxes too for all that damn painting we have to do to our streets for all those damn bike lanes that you don't use. seriously, man, bike *this*.
lol
Posted by: crystalLFT ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.mcblogger.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at May 15, 2009 09:08 AM
The irony is that your picture includes a radar detector which you use presumably to break the speeding laws. Plus, is it legal to take pictures while you're driving? I'll call Chief Acevedo to find out...
Posted by: Kedron Touvell at May 15, 2009 12:11 PM
Moron... that's the windshield mount for my GPS. I use it to determine where I am when I'm unsure. Or a little drunk.
Posted by: mcblogger at May 15, 2009 09:14 PM
oh, ok. I've already asked the Chief and he said drunk driving is fine. *eyeroll*
Posted by: Kedron Touvell at May 17, 2009 01:15 PM
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