April 08, 2009

Werewolf of Austin

Don't know nothing about no iambic pentameter

I saw a werewolf with a taser in his hand
Walking through the streets of SoCo in the rain
He was looking for a place with immigrants
Going to dish out that old conservative pain
Werewolf of Austin

If you see him tweeting around your bedroom door
Better not let him in
Another minority got executed late last night
Werewolf of Austin again
Werewolf of Austin

He’s the hairy headed gent who ran amuck in Hearne
Lately he’s been overheard in Manor
Better stay away from him
He’s a Bilderberger, Jim
I’d like to meet his tailor
Werewolf of Austin

Well, I saw Rick Perry walking with a queen
Doing the werewolf of Austin
Again, I saw Perry walking with a queen
Doing the werewolf of Austin
I saw a werewolf drinking a mojito at Oil Can’s
His hair was perfect
Werewolf of Austin
Adios Mofo

Posted by Captain Kroc at April 8, 2009 10:15 PM

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I wish I hadn't had the part of my brain that understands lyrics and poetry removed and replaced with a TV tuner so I can change channels WITH MY MIND.

Posted by: mcblogger [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 9, 2009 10:28 AM

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