April 13, 2009

In my time of need...

...none of you bitches showed up to help. I hate you all.

I guess, for most of you (SISTER RUTH) being somewhere at 8:30 in the morning was just too much to ask. However, I tapped my inner strength and resolve which enabled me to fight the man and get a ruling of NOT GUILTY from the court. And no, I chose not to defend myself in the style of disgraced former Governor Blagojevich.

So, yeah, thanks for nothing, freaks.

Posted by mcblogger at April 13, 2009 10:40 AM

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Sorry, I got stuck in traffic. If we had congestion pricing, maybe I could have made it in time.

Posted by: Kedron Touvell [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 13, 2009 11:38 AM

Hey, I was helping out some fucking school kids, okay? How 'bout some fucking respect?

Posted by: Mayor McSleaze [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 13, 2009 02:26 PM

Yeah, the bike lane can get backed up like a motherfucker...

Posted by: mcblogger [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 13, 2009 02:36 PM

Thank you, Mayor Blago.

Posted by: mcblogger [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 13, 2009 09:04 PM

You were in my prayers. Guess I'll keep those "Free McBlogger" signs for your next encounter with the man

Posted by: Captain Kroc [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 14, 2009 09:06 AM

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