April 27, 2009

Gaffes? You sure you want to go there?

Hans whatever-the-hell-his-name-is and the Republican Party of Texas have a little contest they're running for people who receive their emails to vote on Vice President Biden's best gaffes.

In the spirit of stupid bullshit, we thought this was a great idea but that it would be infinitely funnier to pick out THE BEST REPUBLICAN GAFFES!

1) Condi Rice - The Mushroom Cloud warning about nukes in Iraq that was a lie!
2) VP Cheney - The lie that evidence exists linking Iraq and Al Qaida!
3) President GW Bush - Mission Accomplished!
4) President GW Bush - Is our children learning?
5) President GW Bush - Bin Laden... dead or alive!
6) Karl Rove - Permanent Republican Majority!
7) VP Cheney - Deficits don't matter!
8) ALL members of President Bush's admin - The Iraq invasion will pay for itself!
9) President GW Bush - Iraq's different religious sects won't attack each other!
10) 39% - Texas can secede.
11) AG Wheelie Abbott - I'LL SUE!
12) Comptroller Susan Combs - Let's change the computer system!
13) Ag Commission Staples - Inspect the peanut butter plant? But why?

Vote in the comments of email to mcblogger@mcblogger.com!


Posted by mcblogger at April 27, 2009 03:07 PM

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Comments

"...and Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

Posted by: Mayor McSleaze [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 27, 2009 05:46 PM

Damnit! I knew there was something I was missing!

Posted by: mcblogger [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 27, 2009 08:56 PM

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

Posted by: Mayor McSleaze [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 28, 2009 05:26 AM

"It is unknowable how long that conflict will last. It could last six days, six weeks. I doubt six months."

Posted by: Mayor McSleaze [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 28, 2009 11:43 AM

I hate you. REALLY. It would kill you to just vote for one of the choices?

Posted by: mcblogger [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 30, 2009 08:28 PM

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