March 07, 2009

Rush Limbaugh and child molestation

Comrade Rahm will soon release a communiqué of glorious inspirations from Dear Leader Barack. The latest in the continuing series of public pronouncements of utmost importance clarifies the Glorious One’s position on Rush Limbaugh, and warns of the evil of child molestation. The release of both edicts at the same time are just coincidental and in no way related to each other.

In other news, concern is mounting about John Cornyn’s ability to intercept telepathic transmissions of citizens through his tin foil hat.

Posted by Captain Kroc at March 7, 2009 09:31 PM

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