March 20, 2009

Not the mouth, moron

Apparently, drinking can lead to stupid behavior

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

Nothing more is available regarding Comrade Loverboy's balls which are presumably (and unfortunately) still able to produce sperm and pass on his faulty genetics.

Posted by mcblogger at March 20, 2009 03:10 PM

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