March 12, 2009

Dregs : Voter ID; Norris and Powertool Sex Injuries

  • Republicans shove through voter suppression in the Senate. Abbott remains silent on evidence.

    My thinking? This has always been a bullshit issue and Texas Republicans have proven that they are peerless at wasting time and money.

  • Chuck Norris apparently thinks that Texas is just aching for secession. You know, since it worked out so well last time. Would someone please put this old bastard to sleep?
  • Mayor McSleaze, who is currently enjoying a richly deserved break, wanted you to see this.
    Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, first reported.

    McSleaze also wanted you to know that there is no gravity. We're held to the ground by how much Chuck Norris sucks.

  • Posted by mcblogger at March 12, 2009 12:24 AM

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