November 14, 2008

It's Barbie, Bitch!

It seems that even Barbie is on the war path these days. And Barbie don't play! Apparently, the fuckwad that gave birth to the abomination that is Bratz, did so on Mattel company time. In fact, Mattel won a $100 million dollar lawsuit in August. But is that enough? No way! Barbie wants BLOOD!

Attorneys for Mattel Inc. (MAT, Fortune 500), the world's largest toy maker, are scheduled to appear before U.S. District Judge Stephen Larson on Monday and ask him to ban competitor MGA Entertainment Inc. from making the pouty-lipped Bratz dolls. They also want all Bratz products impounded and destroyed.

Frankly, I am on Barbie's side. Just because Barbie rocks! She's the kinda gal one can root for. The type of gal that can find herself in crazy situations, all the while dating a man with no dick. Who's without empathy?

I also dislike Bratz. I find them distressingly tacky and inane. The world will not be poorer for their absence when Barbie takes them out. Yep, I've got a stake for when Jade's spunky little head starts to roll. Now, I am aware that I'm in the minority on this. It's a Bratz universe. McBlogger and my young cousins LOVE this shit, much to our chagrin. And, indeed, I see Bratz permeating several things in pop culture. For example, the actresses on the new '90210' are the living epitome. Am I the only one who thinks that the shoes look like they weigh more than the actresses wearing them?

Anyway, if you are a Bratz fan, it might not be a bad idea to pick one up asap. Just in case they are going the way of the dodo.

Posted by barfly at November 14, 2008 12:35 PM

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When Bratz are outlawed, only outlaws will have Bratz.

Posted by: Mayor McSleaze [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 14, 2008 06:45 PM

This is an outrage. I don't now and have never liked Bratz.

I demand a retraction.

Posted by: mcblogger [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 14, 2008 10:20 PM

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