September 20, 2008
Top Ten Differences Between Sarah Palin And A Pit Bull
10. The Pit Bull has never tried to get any books banned.
9. The Pit Bull doesn't use its family as political props.
8. No Pit Bull has ever slashed funding for the Special Olympics
7. Pit Bulls are a darn sight smarter
6. The Pit Bull was never associated with a secessionist political movement.
5. Pit Bulls don't hunt from helicopters
4. Pit Bulls lay, Sarah lies
3. If you subpoena a Pit Bull, it shows up to testify
2. The Pit Bull doesn't think sleeping in the garage makes it an expert on transportation.
And the Number One difference between Sarah Palen and a Pit Bull:
One is a bloodthirsty, pitiless killing machine... the other is just a dog.
Posted by mayor mcsleaze at September 20, 2008 11:22 AM
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