August 05, 2008

ON STRIKE!

Not too long ago I sold the blog to settle up a bar tab (it was really a very good deal... for me) to Amalgamated Corporate Company. They have, of course, made some changes that we find unbearable, like:

1) Not allowing us to drink during lunch.
2) Not allowing us to drink during staff meetings.
3) Not allowing us to nap in the early afternoon after a big lunch.
4) Not paying for the aforementioned big lunch.
5) Requiring that 'happy hour' start at 5, not 10:30.
6) Threatening to fire us for showing up to work drunk (YOU try staying sober after a pitcher of bloody marys).
7) Making us actually, you know, blog. And hang out with bloggers.

So, in an effort to show our new Corporate Masters who is really running things, we're ON STRIKE. In the meantime, we would like to encourage you to contribute to some great candidates. Like Larry Joe Doherty and Valinda Bolton. In fact, if we can raise a significant amount of money, say $100,000, we might be coaxed to come back to work. As long as we get that and the other shit we want. And the kegerator back in the break room.

And the wet bar in my office.

Posted by mcblogger at August 5, 2008 07:19 AM

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Comments

AWESOME!

Im try that here to get some shit I want...

Posted by: Queen of the Universe [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 5, 2008 12:24 PM

you totally bring the funny...

Posted by: crystalLFT [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 5, 2008 12:41 PM

ain't nothing funny about being sober...

"I gotta get drunk before the day begins..."

Posted by: mcblogger [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 8, 2008 01:02 PM

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