August 26, 2008

Dear DNC and Barack Obama Campaign,

I am in the hospital this morning getting treated for the diabetic coma I suffered last night watching day one of the convention.

I hung on with my insulin shots until Nancy Reagan took the stage to speak adoringly of her husband. Then, I passed out.

Now that we have wasted 1/4 of the convention encouraging middle America to change channels, can we move on to kicking John McCain in the nuts?

Perhaps you can encourage Hillary to beat the living crap out of McSame tonight instead of blathering on about unity. And then, perhaps Bill Clinton can beat the living crap out of McLame tomorrow night. And then, Obama can beat the living crap out of the Republican failures on Thursday night at the football game.

This would be a step in the right direction. Not to mention, improving my health.

Posted by Boobilicious at August 26, 2008 08:07 AM

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