July 25, 2008
Attention Austin Police!
I spent more than 20 minutes Wednesday evening going from the Lamar bridge to the South First bridge on Cesar Chavez. Of course, there is a ton of construction going on CC. However, that wasn't the problem. The jam up was caused by idiot joggers running around Lake Lady Bird who just decided to ignore the GIANT SIGNS THAT CAN BE SEEN FROM SPACE telling them not to cross South First at Cesar Chavez.
Austin Police... I LURVE you guys and only ask that you'd do me a favor. Wait on either side of the intersection and ticket the people who cross for jaywalking. PLEASE. It's obvs that people trying to hit them isn't going to deter them from jamming up traffic. That endorphin rush must be powerful and these people are JUNKIES. If they try to run away from you, taser them. Several times. For me, K?
And to the jackass in the red shorts I was gunning for... it's a damn good thing you're fast, though I probably would have stopped before I hit you. Probably. I wish for you only two things:
1) That you learn to read.
2) That the cartilage in your knees and hips disintegrates.
Jackass.
Posted by mcblogger at July 25, 2008 09:48 AM
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When did you start allowing Robert Novak to post on this site and use your name?
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at July 26, 2008 06:25 PM
No, this wasn't Bob. This was me. I wasn't full of bourbon when this happened. And I also didn't hit the guy.
Posted by: mcblogger at July 28, 2008 08:52 PM
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