June 06, 2008

If Gene Kelly and Rhett Smith had a child...

THIS is what that child would grow old to be.

Like Gene Kelly, he has run for office on a lark a gazillion times. Like Gene Kelly, he is about a gazillion years old. Like Gene Kelly, he has really pissed off a major party by actually winning a primary and fucking up whatever longshot hope they had of maybe winning the general. But notice how he changes parties every damn time he runs for something? That, my friends, is vintage Rhett Smith....

Or am I thinking of Carole Strayhorn?

Posted by hbalczak at June 6, 2008 08:05 AM

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My sources tell me Kelleher has strong support from Montana's powerful dental floss cabal.

Posted by: Mayor McSleaze [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 6, 2008 08:22 AM

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