May 11, 2008

It makes us sad when you don't listen to us

We do all this work maintaining this blog and in the end, rather than vote the way we tell you to vote, you go off and decide to vote for other people.

It makes us really sad. If this were a Lifetime movie, we'd probably already have punched you out and broken your jaw. By now, no doubt, you'd be in the hospital and we'd be promising you that 'things will be different this time if you'll just stop making us so crazy'. Oh, and you should tell the police you fell down the stairs that don't exist in our house.

But, alas, this isn't a Lifetime movie (you may have noticed the conspicuous absence of Meredith Baxter Birney. That's one HUGE diff between us and Lifetime). It's real life and y'all were VERY disappointing yesterday.

Well, not really.

Place 1 - Hello, Lee. We're honestly happy you're back. We supported Demling because we wanted some new blood. And the guy is, if scruffy, quite bright. At the very least, we're thrilled that Douchie McDouche will not be in a runoff with you. Yeah. The staff here is actually split over whether they hate Brewster or Meeker more.

One last thing... you for mayor. That's a mistake. You looked miserable this time. Serve out the term and enjoy life.

Place 3 - Howdy, Randi! We still don't completely trust you, but the children have completely disregarded our advice and decided that you'll be best in place 3. Now that you're in, you're going to have to make some of those hard choices about tolls that you avoided talking about during the election. Here's some advice...

1) Don't listen to TXDOT - ask Kirk Watson about this one.
2) Get the fuck outta Clarksville and go drive around town at rush hour. It'll give you an idea where the real jamups are... and how to fix them.
3) There are many (Mike Dahmus) who will offer bad advice. Don't listen to them (Mike Dahmus).

Place 4 - We didn't endorse either of the runoff people. We're going with Laura. More on this later.

ACC - Tim Mahoney. WTF? You people even managed to fuck that up. Now you just have to go back and do it all over again.

Needless to say, we're disappointed. We still love you, but we're disappointed. Don't worry, we'll be over it this afternoon.

Posted by mcblogger at May 11, 2008 09:45 AM

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You'll be over it by the time you go to church tonight! :)

Posted by: boobilicious [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 11, 2008 10:35 AM

Laura for Place 4? No fucking way! Just like that fuckwit Leffingwell, a totally manufactured product of the neighborhood associations who think the most important thing the city has to deal with is how wide the fucking bike lanes are in their fucking precious neighborhoods while the rest of the city goes to shit. Fuck Laura and fuck Lee too!

Posted by: Mayor McSleaze [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 15, 2008 07:04 AM

Gee, Mayor, tell us how you really feel...

Posted by: mcblogger [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 15, 2008 08:24 PM

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