April 04, 2008

The Beautiful People

I recently signed up for news alerts from the Schlockman, mostly because people around me are all the time talking about local things and I'm constantly left out because I never pay attention to local news. I really need to know about the latest person shot by the Round Rock PD? Really? Along with the alerts come links to other bullshit from the paper, including stuff from Austin360 which is the Schlockman's effort to seem hip and cool.

Funny that the NYT can send out Urban Eye and pull off a kind of effortless brilliance, even with a pic of Tori Spelling on the banner. The Schlockman, on the other hand, gives us the 'A List'. Seriously, if I were thinking about relo to Austin and I saw the 'A List', I'd start looking elsewhere. I know there are far more attractive people than this in Austin. I see them out all the time. They just weren't at the Beauty Bar on 27th March.

And I can totally say all this because I'm a goddamn super model.

Posted by mcblogger at April 4, 2008 09:42 AM

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Comments

Let that be a lesson to you!

I've found that you can read three pages of news in The Daily Texan and get as much actual news as you can from reading the entire Statesman.

Posted by: Triangulation of Death [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 4, 2008 11:20 AM

Yeah, but you totally miss that 'new homes in random places far away' section that I like so much.

Posted by: mcblogger [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 4, 2008 11:30 AM

wow, I know ugly (see it in the mirror every day), but clearly the Beauty Bar is an anti-aptronym if I ever saw one.

Posted by: Kedron Touvell [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 4, 2008 05:20 PM

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