April 23, 2008

I Got Your Nose! Wait! That Isn't A Nose...

The mark of a good headline is that it compels you to read the story.

Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft

Posted by mayor mcsleaze at April 23, 2008 02:17 PM

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Man, how would you like to be this poor bastard?

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

Posted by: Big Tex [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 24, 2008 03:38 AM

I can't WAIT to hear this as an excuse from a guy.

"No, really, I used to be 11 inches. But then I went to Congo and someone STOLE my cock."

Posted by: mcblogger [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 24, 2008 05:20 PM

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