March 10, 2008

Why do YOU enjoy fucking?

No, no... serious question time. Why do you enjoy fucking (or, if you're lame, sex or if you're a hopeless romantic AND lame, 'making love')? Is it the post-coital cigarette? The jewelry? Or the afterglow? Is it the orgasmic release or is it the nice long cry (that's for you Republicans... the only people I've had cry were Republicans. What IS it with y'all)? Are you doing it to have yet another kid? If so, we have to ask... are you really that comfortable burdening the earth with yet another mouth to feed? More importantly, do you intend to take said child to the movies while still an obnoxious and LOUD toddler? Will you choose to sit behind me in the aforementioned movie?

Do you really enjoy the cuddling? Or spooning, if you prefer? The money? What IS it that makes you really enjoy getting off? Hit us up in the comments or email us if you're too scared and want it posted anonymously.

Posted by mcblogger at March 10, 2008 09:28 AM

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Posted by: DemoDame [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 10, 2008 09:59 PM

maybe that was actually you crying when you found out

Posted by: DemoDame [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 10, 2008 10:00 PM

Very funny... Nah, I never cry after sex. I'm usually too busy gathering my clothes to make a graceless exit.

YES! There are some very cute Republican boys that live in a Log Cabin. But they are emotional and clingy.

Posted by: mcblogger [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 11, 2008 10:52 AM

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