March 09, 2008

Someone put Rachael Ray out of my misery

This weekend, Food Network will be showing (in prime time, natch) Rachael Ray Feeds Your Pets.

This hour-long prime time special combines two of Rachael Ray's greatest passions: food and animals.

Rachael prepares three homemade recipes for her beloved dog, Isaboo, who gobbles them right up!

Rachael Ray Feeds Your Pets entertains and informs as it brings practical advice about safe and nutritious food for your pets.

This bitch and her ersatz food drives me crazy. Anyone else remember her hot dog casserole? Or maybe you remember her other elegant hot dig dishes, hot dog salad or hot dog pizza. This all pales in comparison to her scrumptious ham dip. Girl do lover her nitrates, don't she? Be honest. Even looking at this


makes you wanna throw up a little, right?

If she feeds this kinda crap to humans, just what do you think she's going to feed her dog? The contents of the TB, soaked in EVOO? Why don't you watch it and tell me.

Posted by mcblogger at March 9, 2008 11:56 AM

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Considering a dog will eat its own vomit, Rachel Ray may be at her best cooking for pets.

Posted by: Mayor McSleaze [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 9, 2008 04:22 PM

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