January 16, 2008
Sic Semper tyrannis?
Is Al Edwards just about the goofiest goofball in Crazytown? A week or so ago I would have answered YES but lately I'm not sure if he's even in the top ten:
It is one thing to dangle fuzzy dice from a rear view mirror, but decorating a truck's trailer hitch with a large pair of rubber testicles might be a bit much in Virginia.
State lawmaker Lionel Spruill introduced a bill Tuesday to ban displaying rubber replicas of male genitalia on vehicles, calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers.
He said the idea came from a constituent whose young daughter spotted an example of the trail hitch adornment and asked her father to explain it.
"'I didn't know what to tell her,'" Spruill said the constituent told him before Spruill vowed to stop such displays.
When rubber testicles are outlawed, only outlaws will have rubber testicles.
Posted by mayor mcsleaze at January 16, 2008 10:50 AM
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