January 03, 2008
L.I.A.R. the GAME!!
Who wouldn't want to run over a legislator?
Elise Hu created a category on her blog called L.I.A.R or Lawmaker I Almost Ran-Over. It started me thinking, wouldn't it be fun if we assigned a point system for ALMOST running over a Legislator?
Basically, the game would go something like this. You get full credit for coming within 10 feet of a Legislator, half for coming within 20 feet. You get no credit if you jump a curb or otherwise ignore a traffic control device (stop sign, traffic light... don't act stupid. You've been ticketed for it just like I have) and you get negative points if you actually hit someone or intentionally steer for them (1000 points negative). Don't hurt anyone, moron... no one wants these people in the hospital. After all, we like some of them (not you CradDICK, but we don't want you injured, either).
1000 points for Speaker of the House or Lt. Gov.
900 points for leadership in either the House or the Senate
800 points for a Senator
500 points for a Representative
You can get points for recurring incidents with the same Legislator. Y'all have fun and remember, again, don't hurt anyone. We all come close to hitting people on the street every day. Just look closely and make sure it's not a Legislator crossing against that light or jaywalking in the middle of the street. If it is, you could win big. At least in terms of points. In terms of some kind of prize, you get fuckall.
Right now I'm at 750 because of Naishtat, Bolton and Strama...
Posted by mcblogger at January 3, 2008 12:15 PM
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