December 11, 2007

Cougars on holiday in Kenya

Just when you thought it was safe to go to Africa...

Bethan, 56, lives in southern England on the same street as best friend Allie, 64.

They are on their first holiday to Kenya, a country they say is "just full of big young boys who like us older girls."

Hard figures are difficult to come by, but local people on the coast estimate that as many as one in five single women visiting from rich countries are in search of sex.

Allie and Bethan -- who both declined to give their full names -- said they planned to spend a whole month touring Kenya's palm-fringed beaches.

A whole month touring beaches? Like hell. These two cougars are spending all their time sexing up every hot young stud they can find. Which makes me think of Cocoon for some reason.

And that makes me want to retch. Either that or buy a ticket for Kenya. I honestly can't decide.

Posted by mcblogger at December 11, 2007 04:40 PM

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