November 12, 2007

Rove returns to his adopted home

We've withheld comment on Rove's return to Texas because frankly it makes us sick. With him in state, we become the third most attractive state. We were second. Him in Austin is just... well, it's weird. Like Crisco in pâté. Which reminds me...

Seriously, we don't need more pasty, fat, talentless white people. And buttertrolls just look out of place in Austin. Try Houston, Karl.

Posted by mcblogger at November 12, 2007 09:05 AM

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