October 31, 2007

Rules for trick or treating my house

1) If you don't have a costume, fuck off you little twerp.

2) If your costume is 'teen slut' without even a hint of irony, then fuck off skank.

3) If you have obvious teenage acne, get a job you shiftless loser and buy your own candy.

4) The greeting is 'trick or treat' not 'can I have some candy'. 'Tard.

5) If you're old enough to drive WTF are you doing asking me for candy? Why aren't you out drive by egging your friends?

6) Don't. Comment. On. My. Candy. I have good shit and bad shit. Say something and see which I give you.

7) Yes. I'm drinking and smoking. Get over it.

Happy Halloween!

Posted by mcblogger at October 31, 2007 08:22 PM

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