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September 09, 2007

Sucking it up

About two months ago we found out about a Florida Republican state legislator who was up for a little action... in a public restroom in a park. Shades of Shannon Bailey, no? That guy is now claiming it was all because the cop was black and he was afraid of his blackness. Or something. I totally buy this excuse because when I'm scared the first thing that always pops to mind is the sucking cock of the person who scares me.

Wait. I'm getting myself confused with Steven Cojocaru again. Damn. Sorry about that.

ANYWAY, that's the story that old boy is going to stick with 'cause it's terribly believable.

About a month ago came (laugh it up) the heartwarming story of the National Chairman of the Young Republicans helping out a fellow YR. Via Queerty

Those Republicans just can’t stay out of gay sex scandals - or in the closet!

First Representative Mark Foley, then Evangelical Ted Haggard and the most recent (and racist!) fallen Floridian politico Ted Allen. Now Glenn Murphy joins the Grand Old Hall of Hypocrisy.

The former chairman of the Young Republicans National Federation (talk about a mouthful), resigned yesterday under some pretty dubious, debaucherous circumstances. Though the rising Republican star alleges he resigned to take a “non-partisan” job position, there may be a more logical, illegal explanation.

And it’s not for the faint of heart.

Advance in Indiana offers the gist.

"In a shocking police report filed by the Clark Co. Sheriff’s office, Murphy is accused of sexually assaulting another man on Saturday, July 28, 2007, while he lay sleeping in his bed. The alleged assault of the 22-year-old man took place in the Jeffersonville, Indiana home of his sister following a Young Republican party in which both Murphy and the 22-year-old man had been in attendance. The victim’s sister had urged both men to spend the night at her home because of the amount of alcohol the two had consumed during the party. The victim awoke in the morning to find Murphy performing oral sex on him according to the report. When [cops asked] Murphy what [Murphy] was doing, [the victim] responded: “He was holding his dick with one hand and sucking my dick with his mouth.”"

The blow job receiver then passed the news along to his sister, who confronted Murphy, who then allegedly confessed to the faux pas. (Even Republicans know you don’t suck a man’s dick while he sleeps. Then you don’t get the full moan.)

According to the same police report, Murphy had another nocturnal transgression back in 1998. As the lies began to unravel, Murphy and his self-declared non-Republican lawyer released a statement “pointing out,” “Mr. Murphy contends that the events that took place that evening were as between two consenting adults.” Sucking off two men in their sleep? That doesn’t sound too consensual. In fact, one may say - and we do - that Murphy’s actions weren’t consensual.

I seriously can't wait to hear the excuse for this...

  • He fell outta the top bunk during the night and he accidentally grabbed onto and attempted to swallow the other guys cock while trying to get back into the bunk

  • He was sleep walking while having a dream that he was swallowing a sausage. Whole.

  • Aliens infected him with a virus that could only be cured with cum from the young man he was fellating.

  • MySpace made him do it

    • I should sooo be in PR!

    Now we have Senator Craig...the ongoing saga. When will it all end?

    Posted by mcblogger at September 9, 2007 05:56 PM

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