September 19, 2007

Carrie Underwood... Demon.

(Harry Balczak, our legal correspondent, attorney of record and HR administrator, sent this to me a short time ago since he can't post it. Something about a last minute trip to Bolivia...or Idaho. I can't remember...)

Apparently, Carrie Underwood has been a bad girl. So says a suit filed by a prisoner in the Federal Pen in South Carolina. Here's the suit itself which claims, among other things that Underwood:

1) Had the Plaintiff's larynx stolen
2) 'Picks on' blind employees of Wal Mart Stores, Inc.
3) Is regularly corresponding with Andrea Yates
4) Is friends with Mayor McSleaze's buddy, Cindy Sheehan
5) Threatens him daily with bodily harm to be inflicted by Tony Romo, cowboys and a few indians
6) Conspired with Simon to 'fix' American Idol

And there's so much more. Harry used to handle occasional prisoner complaints and says 'this one may take the cake'. Harry's always been so very subtle. That was before he became a big-time attorney and hired subordinates to do his pro bono stuff. And pick up his dry cleaning.

Posted by mcblogger at September 19, 2007 02:18 PM

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Carrie Underwood? Wasn't she the chick on Sex & The City? I always knew she's end up in prison if she didn't mend her ways.

Posted by: Mayor McSleaze [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 19, 2007 03:41 PM

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