August 30, 2007
With fondest memories...
We would like to take the time to give our condolences to the family of Mayor McSleaze's wonderful friend, Leona Helmsley. The Mayor has decided to take a few days off to mourn the passing of his friend. Though their relationship was often tumultuous (their political arguments often led The Mayor (who supports Democrats) to rain blows down upon Leona (who loved Republicans) as she used a nail file to stab him in the feet and legs), they shared the kind of connection, friendship and feelings of superiority only enjoyed by the obscenely rich.
That, and McSleaze has always believed hanging out with people who are bigger assholes than yourself makes you look better. I think that's one of the reasons he tolerates me.
Posted by mcblogger at August 30, 2007 10:27 AM
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