August 25, 2007
When celebrities refuse to die
Sometimes it's too easy...
Apparently, Ted Nugent, at a recent concert, boldly told the audience of meatheads there to see him perform (wanna bet there was an overabundance of garbage men and relatively few doctors?) that Obama and Hillary should suck on his machine guns. He did this, of course, because sadly Ted lost his penis while he was doing a brief stint in gay porn in the early 90's. It was a truly tragi-comic rimming accident that only could have happened to the Nuge. Not having a penis, he invests his machine guns with his manhood. Thus, the comment. Don't feel too bad... it wasn't much of a loss if you know what I mean (girls talk, Ted).
Of course, why on earth he'd want head from Obama and Hillary remains a mystery. I wouldn't let either of them near my cock. I would, however, fuck the shit out of Mitt Romney.
What? Ever donkey punch someone? Trust me, it's not something you do to someone you really want to emotionally 'connect'.
Posted by mcblogger at August 25, 2007 11:44 AM
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He's three weeks of ass. The guy peaked with The Amboy Dukes, and has been trying to capture that quality for the last forty years, without success. Nugent was his generation's Kid Rock
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at August 26, 2007 02:22 PM
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