August 16, 2007

Can you fuck an iPhone?

So, the iPhone is making for some unhappy interpersonal relationships...

Wherein we used to actually interact with one another during cab rides or walks or, you know, dinner, now I sit there and watch him make love to that damn phone, his unblinking eyes glazed over with rapt-geek puppy love. Granted, he is still a warm body with a functioning penis. I do still have that. But mental stimulation, emotional support--all that he gives, in full, to his beloved little iPhone. I try to pull him back to me, but he just exclaims, "Look at it! It's so thin!" Right, I get it. I'm fat. Go fuck yourself. Actually, no: You can go fuck your skinny little phone.

Posted by mcblogger at August 16, 2007 10:44 AM

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No, but an iPhone can sure fuck the environment.

Posted by: PDiddie [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 16, 2007 12:48 PM

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