July 29, 2007

They Hate Us For Our Flip Flops

Thinking about standing in line in the summer heat to tour the White House? Better plan ahead, Tourist Guy!

New signs are posted around the White House indicating a new strict enforcement of the dress code, the Washington Post reported Thursday. The code applies to all visitors and staff members, including tourists.

Some tourists are finding the strict clothing restrictions at the White House un-American.

The forbidden items include jeans, sneakers, mini-skirts, t-shirts, tank tops and absolutely no flip flops.

Some historians believe that peoples' desires to wear bluejeans and listen to rock music helped cause the collapse of the Soviet Empire a couple of decades ago. Mister Bush, tear down this dress code!

Posted by mayor mcsleaze at July 29, 2007 07:58 AM

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