July 27, 2007
Hot Dog Security
(via Wired)
In a very frank conversation with the Chicago Tribune's editorial board, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff told the nation his "gut feeling" is that something Al Qaeda is afoot this summer.A DHS cafeteria employee then rang us to fill us in on the new Homeland Security Threat Level system.
The longer explanation:* Fried, Bacon-Wrapped Tijuana Danger Dog Topped With Jalapenos, Onions and Mayo
* Chicago Dog With Everything
* Hebrew National Kosher Dog With Relish and Onions
* Microwaved Oscar Meyer Wieners on White Bread Roll with Ketchup
* Steamed Tofu Pup on Sprouted Wheat RollThough Chertoff didn't explicitly make it clear in his statement, I'm pretty sure the nation is now at Threat Level Chicago Dog with Everything.
Posted by mcblogger at July 27, 2007 12:58 AM
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