June 01, 2007

Night Flight to Mordor

Grab your tinfoil stetsons! Rick Perry, his taste for human flesh piqued by last week's bloodbath at the Capitol, is on his way to the super-secret Bilderberg Conference.

The invitation-only conference was started in 1954 and named for the Dutch hotel where the conference was first held. Those who attend promise not to reveal what was discussed, security is tight, and the press and public are barred.

The conference has been the subject of conspiracy theorists and even Christian groups who wonder about its influence.

Robert Black, the governor's press secretary, said the governor was invited to attend and speak about state-federal relations. Mr. Black dismissed the conspiracy theories.

Of course. He would, wouldn't he?

Bwa ha hah haa!

Of course, like most super-secret meetings, we naturally know quite a bit about it, including many of the attendees. Goodhair will be talking about federalism, while most of the discussion will focus on world domination and the story arc for the next three seasons of The View. The conference will end Sunday with the traditional blueberry muffin bakeoff.

Oh, and one more thing. As the new guy, Rick has to bring the beer. That's why in the new budget the Lege gives him a raise of $32,000 while figuring that teachers should be happy with $430.

Posted by mayor mcsleaze at June 1, 2007 07:42 PM

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