June 12, 2007

McSleaze announces platform for TDP Chair's race

Part of McSleaze's plan to remake Texas acknowledges the fact that little can be done until Democrats control the Lege and the Governorship. However, once that's accomplished, he'll focus on setting an agenda which all Texans can get behind, including:

1) Making it a felony for a restaurant to charge for chips and salsa
2) Mandating that all persons who move to Texas take at least 24 classroom hours of "How to drive in Texas"
3) Liquor Parity Law which will require all establishments that serve beer to also serve liquor (the McBlogger Assistance Act)
4) Setting a minimum speed limit of 65 on all Texas highways and freeways
5) Reverse ALL non-smoking laws
6) Incinerate Larry The Cable Guy in an oven of his own design

McSleaze is committing to support all candidates in the 2008 cycle and beyond, with his personal funds if necessary, to create a new Democratic majority in Texas. He also vowed to import, on temporary work visas, up to 10,000 of his 'employees' to block walk in 2008 for Democrats.

"The time for caution has passed. Now is the time for bold action if we are to take the initiative and turn Texas blue! I ask for and frankly expect your support."

Mayor McSleaze then announced he'd received a key endorsement from Princess Stephanie


I've known Mayor McSleaze for years and he is, in my opinion, the best person to lead Texas Democrats to victory.

More endorsements will be forthcoming.

Posted by mcblogger at June 12, 2007 11:04 AM

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