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June 05, 2007

I'm traveling...

I'm in Houston tonight, then on to Dallas. I'm not happy. I had dinner at some awful place called Massa's in Houston (REPULSIVE) and am staying at what has to be the shittiest Hyatt Hotel in the entire chain (yes, Sister Ruth... it's the same one from the TDP convention in 2004). This shitbox hotel only has wireless through T-Mobile. They also have wired but when I called down to inquire as to the location of the Cat 5 plug, the asshat who answered asked 'What's Cat 5?'

I now have an account with T-Mobile. Yay.

To top it all off, my smoking room doesn't have a fucking ashtray. So, I'm improvising with a soapdish. At $300 per night, natch.

To my peeps in Houston Metro (Hey Y'all!) I can only say don't get mad at me for not calling. Honestly. You sooo wouldn't want to be around unhappy McBlogger right now. Remember the good times... I know I certainly will. I don't want to find myself hating on Houston where I've had some DAMN good times (Hey Muse!)

The Mayor will be entertaining you during my inevitable absences. In the meantime, for the Houstonians, please tell me what the fuck is the problem with the 10? It took me AN HOUR to get from Hwy 6 into downtown. Are people in Katy just stupid or what?

Posted by mcblogger at June 5, 2007 12:18 AM

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A restaurant called Massa's? What do they serve, crumbs?

Posted by: Mayor McSleaze at June 5, 2007 04:32 AM

The people in Katy are Republicans. There's your answer.

Posted by: Boobilicious at June 5, 2007 09:26 AM

please tell me what the fuck is the problem with the 10? It took me AN HOUR to get from Hwy 6 into downtown.

Next time call ahead and we'll tell ya. In the meantime, hope you enjoy the 45, because it's pretty fucked up as well.

Two words, Expense Account Boy: Southwest Airlines. I even use them to get from Hobby to InterGalactical.

Posted by: PDiddie at June 5, 2007 01:50 PM

A restaurant called Massa's? What do they serve, crumbs?

You don't really think we got to be the fattest city in the nation that way, do you?

Tell EAB to call ahead next time and we'll give him the H-Town Dining Guide for free, even if he is too pissy to have company.

Posted by: PDiddie at June 5, 2007 06:39 PM

Gotcha, PDiddie, on the SW.com... however, I don't have a picture ID at the moment due to an unfortunate accident in which I decided to clean out my car and ended up discarding that stupid piece of plastic.

As for the restaurant, not my choice. This is what happens when my boss picks the place for dinner. As for my 'fat' expense account, last night ate up almost half of it. no joke.

I got to skip 45... had to come back to Austin this afternoon. I think I figured out the problem in Katy. They are just slow. I guess that's why they vote for R's.

Posted by: mcblogger at June 5, 2007 11:35 PM

YOU DON'T HAVE A PHOTO ID?

Dude, you are an illegal space alien and you're not gonna be able to vote.

Ever.

Posted by: Boobilicious at June 6, 2007 12:44 AM

You young people. 300.00 a room at the Hyatt? When we went to Houston for a business trip, we pitched a tent at Milby Park and shared out food with 5 CATS. Fortunately, we could fill our belly with 1,3-butadiene, if the wind was blowing right.

Posted by: Captain Kroc at June 6, 2007 12:29 PM

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