June 24, 2007
Dude... where's my lake?
A five-acre glacial lake in Chile's southern Andes has disappeared—and scientists want to know why.
Well, so do I...I'd also like to know
1) Why did Arrested Development really get cancelled?
2) What's floating in my scotch? Ash or a gnat?
3) Will I ever get caught for killing that hobo that time?
4) Tie tacks...why?
5) When going out for drinks with friends is it required that I be polite to the asshole husband of a friend? I'd really rather not.
6) If you're bad in this life, will God reincarnate you as a pony belonging to a fat kid?
7) Why are there so few needlepoint artists with epilepsy?
8) If the Mayor wins the TDP Chair, will he let me head up the 'To Be Purged' Committee?
9) How much is a can of HotShot Wasp and Hornet Killer in rural Mongolia?
$20 bucks says Winona Ryder went klepto and made off with the lake. I'm totally right about this.
Posted by mcblogger at June 24, 2007 05:39 PM
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