April 28, 2007
Not the smartest guys in the room
If you've been sitting on your couch, watching the Lege while eating Doritos and drinking Diet Coke, you may have gotten the impression that freshman senator Dan Patrick (R-Looneyville) would be a shoo-in for Captain of the US Olympic Stupid Team. Sad to report the hate radio host-turned-lawmaker actually faces some pretty serious competition for that honor.
Utah County GOP delegate links illegal immigration to Satan
The devil is sticking his pitchfork into the nation's immigration politics.
At least that's what one of Utah County's Republican delegates thinks.
Don Larsen, a district chairman, has submitted a resolution equating illegal immigration to "Satan's plan to destroy the U.S. by stealth invasion" for debate at Saturday's Utah County Republican Party Convention.
Referring to a plan by the devil for a "New World Order ... as predicted in the Scriptures," the resolution calls for the Utah County Republican Party to support "closing the national borders to illegal immigration to prevent the destruction of the U.S. by stealth invasion."
Some say the illegals are only doing the jobs American Satanists don't want to do.
Posted by mayor mcsleaze at April 28, 2007 10:26 AM
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The incredible thing is that 10-20% of the population will agree with him...
Posted by: mcblogger
at April 28, 2007 12:52 PM
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