March 14, 2007

The old Unicorn Defense

Sister Ruth predicts that by the end of the week Alberto Gonzales will be using this himself.

Montana man blames unicorn for drunken-driving crash

Prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist said Phillip C. Holliday Jr. initially denied driving the truck involved in the March 7 crash in Billings. He told officers at the scene that a unicorn was driving, she said.

Holliday, 42, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to felony charges of criminal endangerment and drunken driving. A pickup truck drove through a red light and nearly struck another truck in the intersection, according to court documents. The driver then made an erratic U-turn through a gas station, crossed the street and crashed into a light pole. Nobody was injured.

Posted by mayor mcsleaze at March 14, 2007 04:26 PM

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