March 30, 2007

Success is a seminar away

So, my flight to Dallas last week was pretty quick and I decided not to break out my computer or the magazines I brought. Which left me with the inflight magazine which I normally avoid like the plague. But I'm glad I picked this one up because ONE WEEKEND CAN MAKE ME A MILLIONAIRE! Allow me to explain...

The Learning Annex is bringing these Douches to Dallas to teach us about how to invest in Real Estate (never mind that the big attraction, Donald Trump, went bankrupt in Real Estate) and make millions. After you pay them to attend their seminar. Hey, Tony Robbins ain't some cheap bitch and thgis seminar COULD. CHANGE. YOUR. LIFE.

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The cost for a weekend with these folks. And hundreds of others who, like you, were dumb enough to buy into this shit? $299 if you're an AA passenger (just click the link... I've already taken that bullet for the team). This it doesn't work? Just look at this, you doubting Helen Thomas

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HA. Guess you got schooled. 'Tard. Obviously, there will be some out there who still don't believe. For them I present... The Donald

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Had enough? They are even cutting the price! Please someone in Dallas go to this. I would, but it would require a trip to Dallas and I don't have that kind of time to be on the road. Those are valuable drinking hours that would be wasted.


Posted by mcblogger at March 30, 2007 02:30 PM

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