March 07, 2007

I didn't win...

I was certain I would win MegaMillions, despite the foolish overconfidence of certain people. However, I heard the news this AM on CNBC... two winning tickets, one in NJ another in GA. My heart sank as I realized I couldn't have purchased either of the winning tickets. I was not in either state yesterday.

And that thought cheered me up.

Oh, I didn't NEED the money. I just wanted it because I've always had a longing to totally ruin my life. Now, finally, I'd have the money to become a real degenerate and drag others along for the ride. But it was not meant to be. So, I'm forced to continue being a productive member of society.

Maybe I'll start smoking during the day again?

Posted by mcblogger at March 7, 2007 10:46 AM

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